Roger E. Mosley: Puddin Patterson Sr.
Puddin Patterson Sr. : What you got is a bad case of Barbara Jane Bookman!
Billy Clyde Puckett : I've always had that. I just didn't know how bad until now.
Puddin Patterson Sr. : [realizing what Billy Clyde is up to and laughing] Oh man... you don't really think you're going to pull this scam off, do you?
Billy Clyde Puckett : I'm sure gonna give it my best shot.