Blazing Saddles (1974) Poster

Madeline Kahn: Lili Von Shtupp

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Quotes 

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Would you like another schnitzengruben?

    Bart : No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

    Lili Von Shtupp : Well, then how about a little...

    [whispers in his ear] 

    Bart : Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

    Lili Von Shtupp : Will I... see you again?

    Bart : Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?

    [sound of zipper opening] 

    Lili Von Shtupp : Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Hello, cowboy. What's your name?

    Tex : Tex, ma'am!

    Lili Von Shtupp : "Texmam"? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business?

    Tex : Well, no...

    Lili Von Shtupp : Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage?

  • Lili Von Shtupp : [singing]  I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

    Lili Von Shtupp : [spoken]  Right, girls?

  • Lili Von Shtupp : [singing]  Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some we...

    [Takes a breath] 

    Lili Von Shtupp : ... est.

  • [repeated line] 

    Lili Von Shtupp : Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in.

  • Hedley Lamarr : Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili... I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.

    Lili Von Shtupp : Bullshit. What's the job?

    Hedley Lamarr : I love it when you talk dirty.

  • Hedley Lamarr : [gives her a bunch of flowers]  For you, my dear.

    Lili Von Shtupp : Oh... how ordinawy.

    [throws away flowers] 

  • Lili Von Shtupp : A wed wose. How womantic.

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Why don't you... loosen your bullets?

  • Lili Von Shtupp : Let's face it. Evewything below the waist... is kaput!

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