Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Jill St. John: Tiffany Case
[Tiffany Case opens the door almost nude]
James Bond : That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.
Tiffany Case : I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks.
[Bond gives her his passport. She looks it over]
Tiffany Case : Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing.
James Bond : Oh, please don't, not on my account.
James Bond : Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case : Could be.
James Bond : I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case : Which do you prefer?
James Bond : Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match.
Tiffany Case : We'll talk about that later.
[Plenty O'Toole is found face down in a swimming pool]
Tiffany Case : She's...
James Bond : Dead. Supposed to be you. The next link in the "pipeline".
Tiffany Case : What are you talking about?
James Bond : Poor Plenty must have stumbled in here looking for you.
Tiffany Case : I don't believe you!
James Bond : A dentist is dead in South Africa. That little old lady in Amsterdam. Shady got his last night. They've missed me once. And you're next. Now, who's your connection?
Tiffany Case : You sound like a cop to me...
James Bond : Who's your connection?
Tiffany Case : All I know, his voice is on a phone. They got me this place and told me to wait for further instructions.
James Bond : You'll find that rather difficult to hear underwater.
[as Bond, still incognito as Peter Franks, removes his underwear to seduce Tiffany]
Tiffany Case : Why, Peter, there's much more to you than I imagined!
Tiffany Case : Go blow up your pants!
Tiffany Case : Keep leaning on that tooter, Charlie, and you're gonna get a shot in the mouth.
[a knock on the door; Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, posing as host and a steward, brings into the couple's suite a romantic dinner]
James Bond : [puzzled] There must be some mistake. I didn't order any...
Mr. Wint : No mistake, sir. On specific instructions and with the complements of Mr. Willard Whyte: Oysters Andaluz, Shashlik, Tidbits, Prime rib au jus, Salade Utopia...
[Mr. Kidd sets the timer for the bomb in the fake La Bombe Surprise]
Mr. Wint : ...and for dessert, the pièce de résistance...
[Mr. Kidd shows the fake dessert]
Mr. Wint : La Bombe Surprise.
Tiffany Case : Mmm! That's looks fantastic. What's in it?
Mr. Wint : Ah, but then there would be no surprise, Madame.
Blofeld : [to Bond] As La Rochefoucauld observed, "humility is the worst form of conceit." I do hold the winning hand. Why don't you let me take you on a little tour of our facilities. Your chance to see the real tape once again.
Tiffany Case : Can I tag along Ernst?
Blofeld : I'd put something on over that bikini, first, my dear. I've come to far to have the aim of my crew affected by the sight of a pretty body.
Tiffany Case : Listen, you can drop me off at the next corner. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand. No regrets, but when you start stealing moon machines from Willard Whyte, GOOD bye and GOOD Luck!
James Bond : Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything.
Tiffany Case : Is he married?
[after being pulled over by the sherriff]
Tiffany Case : [sarcastically] Relax, you've got a friend named Felix who can fix anything.
James Bond : Unfortunately, so can Willard Whyte.
Tiffany Case : Sorry about your fulsome friend. I bet you really missed something.
James Bond : Well, the evening may not be a total loss, after all.
Tiffany Case : Why don't we talk a bit first.
James Bond : Well, what would like to talk about?
Tiffany Case : You pick a subject.
James Bond : Diamonds.
James Bond : Nice place you have here. Take something off. Enjoy the sun.
Tiffany Case : You've got a lot of guts showing up here! After letting me freeze my behind off at a blackjack table for two hours waiting for some nonexistent diamonds! And what the hell is my black wig doing in the pool?
[underwater shot of a dead Plenty O'Toole]
Tiffany Case : [sober] She's...
James Bond : Dead. Supposed to be you. The next link in the pipeline.