5 Card Stud (1968)
Dean Martin: Van Morgan
Van Morgan : Wanna do me a favor Mama?
Mama Malone : Depends.
Van Morgan : If I'm not back by dark, will you flip that last chair up?
Mama Malone : What if you do get back?
Van Morgan : Well, I'll just sit down and play me some cards - for money.
Mama Malone : About time. A man don't work, he ain't respectable.
Van Morgan : You've preached a lot of funerals around here lately. You got something new for this one?
The Rev. Jonathan Rudd : The funeral is for the living, Mr. Morgan. I'll say what his folks want to hear: that Nick Evers was a good son, a good brother, a loyal friend and a respected citizen.
Van Morgan : You think you won't gag on all that?