Our Man Flint (1966)
Derek Flint: Say, why does that eagle attack me?
Galaxy worker: He's been trained to recognize and attack Americans.
Derek Flint: An anti-American eagle. It's diabolical.
Mr. Cramden: Flint, I owe you my life. The medic said four more seconds, and I...
Derek Flint: *Three* more seconds.
Mr. Cramden: Damn it, man, is there anything you don't know?
Derek Flint: A great many things, sir.
Derek Flint: Breakfast, sir?
Mr. Cramden: I had lunch two hours ago.
Derek Flint: Oh, I must still be on Moscow time.
Mr. Cramden: Moscow? Business?
Derek Flint: No. Ballet, sir.
Mr. Cramden: You travelled to Moscow to watch a ballet?
Derek Flint: No, to teach.
Mr. Cramden: Your code book.
Derek Flint: If you don't mind, sir, I prefer to use my own personal code.
Mr. Cramden: But I would rather you use the government code.
Derek Flint: I already know mine. It's a mathematical progression, 40-26-36. It's based on...
Mr. Cramden: I can imagine what it's based on.
Mr. Cramden: Flint, the world's in trouble!
Derek Flint: Well, it usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help.
[Flint is "preparing" for his assignment]
Leslie: It worries me so when he stops his heart this way. It's over three hours, isn't it?
Anna: Yes. But it does relax him.
Leslie: Must be a dangerous assignment.
Derek Flint: [showing off his gadget disguised as a cigarette lighter] This has 82 different functions - 83, if you wish to light a cigar.
Derek Flint: Hans Gruber, Hitler youth movement, escaped during the Nuremberg Trials.
Gruber: I'm a much nicer person now...
Derek Flint: Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit.
Mr. Cramden: Flint?
American General: It can't be!
Mr. Cramden: Of course it can, that's why he's Flint! Purple alert!
Derek Flint: I don't need any men.
Mr. Cramden: You said you were joining the team.
Derek Flint: But the team's not joining me.
Gila: Mr. Flint will cause no more trouble. I have just received the information I requested.
Dr. Schneider: You mean the impregnable Mr Flint does have one weakness?
Gila: No Dr. Schneider! Four!
Derek Flint: 35-14-82, 76-14-29, 72-42-41...
Cab Driver: [speaking Italian] Lottery, Eh? You have a system?
Derek Flint: [speaking Italian] Yes... Infallible! It is a mathematical progression of... 40... 23... 38... It is based on...
Cab Driver: [speaking Italian] I can imagine what it's based on.
Dr. Wu: Ours would be a perfect world! Why?
Derek Flint: Because it's your idea of perfection, gentlemen - not mine!
Derek Flint: [fingering the coat-of-arms on Rodney's blazer] I wonder what it is that always makes the Rodneys choose the wrong side.
Mr. Cramden: [referring to Flint] He was the best - undisciplined but the best.
Dr. Krupov: You must learn patience.
Malcolm Rodney: Gentlemen, forgive me. You are scientists. As such, you're accustomed to failure. It merely increases your desire for success, but in my business failure is inexcusable. We've treated him too lightly. He's too dangerous to live!
[after Flint guns down Z.O.W.I.E. guards and Cramden wants to have him arrested]
Derek Flint: I noticed that these men were wearing Battle of the Bulge ribbons.
Mr. Cramden: There is no ribbon for the Battle of the Bulge.
Derek Flint: Exactly.
Mr. Cramden: Gentlemen? Gentlemen, it's quite true. The weather continues to defy nature. Overnight the temperature at the Arctic has risen 4.9F.
Mr. Cramden: Well, if you'll write down the qualifications you believe necessary for the assignment, our computer'll give us the ideal man. Stand by computers.
[exits to the next room were stacks of punched cards are feed into the computer and the computer provides its written response]
French Diplomat: Derek Flint! My country awarded him the Croix de Guerre!
Derek Flint: Perhaps nudes aren't your dish of tea. Have a cigar, sir.
Mr. Cramden: Flint, in the past you and I have had our differences of, eh, well, discipline is a vital factor, eh, that every citizen has got, eh...
Derek Flint: Don't wave the flag in the bathroom. Just come to the point.
Derek Flint: Throughout the world in the preparation of bouillabaisse, the proportion of garlic to saffron and fennel is two cloves of garlic to a pinch of saffron to a dash of fennel. Now, only in a certain small section of Marseilles are these three condiments prepared in these proportions. Whoever handled that dart was in Marseilles within the last 24 hours.
Mr. Cramden: I'll arrange for your transportation to Marseilles.
Derek Flint: Oh, no, that won't be necessary, sir. I have my own jet.
Gruber: I had some free time and only here do they really make bouillabaisse. I thought...
Gila: You thought? It is your muscle that thinks, not your brain.
Derek Flint: SPECTRE involved?
Agent 0008: It's bigger than SPECTRE.
Derek Flint: Who is it?
Agent 0008: GALAXY.
Derek Flint: GALAXY?
Gila: Mr Flint, do you always barge into people's offices?
Derek Flint: No, I'd rather be invited.
Gila: Come in.
Gila: Personal matters require privacy.
Derek Flint: Oh, you have some little place in mind? A - a trap?
Gila: You are prepared to take some risks, no?
Gila: How romantic. Rome at night. A sky full of stars.
Derek Flint: It is marvellous, isn't it? You can almost see a whole - GALAXY from here.
Dr. Schneider: Gila, GALAXY may be served in many ways.
Malcolm Rodney: As a woman, there is one way in which you may best serve GALAXY.
Dr. Wu: Mr Flint, we welcome you to GALAXY.
Dr. Krupov: To GALAXY!
Dr. Schneider: To GALAXY!
Derek Flint: Gentlemen, I thank you very much for your kind offer, but you must know that I came to GALAXY not to join the organization, but to destroy it.
Malcolm Rodney: Flint will never conform.
Dr. Wu: It may be best to return him to his elements. The electro-fragmentizer!
Mr. Cramden: Gentlemen, the temperature in the Arctic is still rising and so is the water level.
Voice of Pleasure Unit Conditioning: Repeat: My sole purpose in life is to bring pleasure to my companions.
Gila: My sole purpose in life is to bring pleasure to my companions.
Voice of Pleasure Unit Conditioning: All that is asked of me I will perform.
Gila: All that is asked of me I will perform.
Voice of Pleasure Unit Conditioning: It is an honor to offer my body to the service of GALAXY.
Gila: It is an honor to offer my body to the service of GALAXY.
Derek Flint: We have to get up to that communications room. My lighter - our lighter has been fragmentized.
Gila: No. They are expecting me in the reward room.
Derek Flint: Reward room? What's that?
Gila: Never mind. You'll love it.