Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
Eric Von Zipper: Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored.
Eric Von Zipper: I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums.
Eric Von Zipper: Stand aside, everyone. I take large steps.
Eric Von Zipper: Please, do not destroy my mood. Tonight, I even like you.
Bullets: [sarcasticly] Oh, perfect. I'll save the next dance for you.
Eric Von Zipper: I lead.
Puss: [as Sugar Kane is tied to the sawmill log] This isn't very nice.
Boots: No, I think it's kinda mean!
Bonehead: I'll be the only boy in my block that knows a real live mermaid.
J.D.: What's up, boss?
Eric Von Zipper: Shut up! I'm thinkin'.
J.D.: How long will that take?
Eric Von Zipper: Until I get a thunk.
Eric Von Zipper: My idol used to be Marlo Brandon. Why, he-e-e-e did a movie picture about sic-les. He made them sic-le guys to be bad guys; so, he ain't my idol no more.
Sugar Kane: Come on, Bonehead. Let's go!
Bonehead: Go? We just got here.
Sugar Kane: I don't mean just go. I mean go-go-go, like dance!
Bonehead: Oh, shore!
Sugar Kane: What are you doing?
Eric Von Zipper: I'm glad you asked that question. Because, I, Eric Von Zipper, am putting the snatch on you.
Sugar Kane: Snatch?
South Dakota Slim: Are we playin' pool, Boobie? Or, is this all a lousy dream?
Eric Von Zipper: Hey, hey! There happens to be a lady present.
South Dakota Slim: I apologize.
Puss: Before the rats come back...
Boots: The mice wanna play.
Puss: I could kill that kid.
Boots: That's the idea.
South Dakota Slim: Well, leave it to old Slim, I got ideas. And they're all vile, baby.
South Dakota Slim: Come to your Daddy. I'm gonna take ya to my Boobie House!
Eric Von Zipper: You know, I've been thinkin'.
J.D.: Watch it, boss.
Eric Von Zipper: Where is my idol? And South Dakota Slim? And my two mice: Puss 'n Boots?
South Dakota Slim: Hey, what you doin' with my Boobie? Hey! Step aside ladies, that's my Sugar, Boobies.
South Dakota Slim: Leave it to ol' Slim. I got ideas... and they're all vile, baby.
Bullets: I didn't catch your name, boy.
Frankie: I didn't throw it.
Bullets: That's pretty tacky.
Frankie: I didn't want us to have a language barrier.
Bonehead: Lorelei, do you know about the Birds and the Bees?
Bonehead: Well, I better get out of here or you're going to find out.
Bullets: Come along now and let's, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight.
Frankie: [as the Rat Pack carry Von Zipper away] Tootie-too, Mouseketeers!
Frankie: I mean about skydiving! Boy, it'll be a new thrill. I can just imagine that feeling.
Dee Dee: Yeah! Like a bird. When do we start?
Dee Dee: Well, sure! It'll be a new thrill up there.
Frankie: Yeah, for me; but, not for you. A girl's job is in the kitchen. At least until she learns how to cook a hot dog! Dinner was burnt.
Steve Gordon: You're nuts about the guy. You can't take eyes off him.
Bonnie Graham: Well, I was never a subtle type chick.
Frankie: Was there really a mermaid?
Dee Dee: Is there a moon? Is there a sky? Are there dreams?
Frankie: You know something? A kiss is worth more than a thousand words.
Dee Dee: Then why don't you stop talking?
Frankie: [singing] Take a blanket made for two, now
Dee Dee: Add a boy and a girl
Frankie: That's a game for me and you, now
Dee Dee: You know something, Bonehead, you remind me of the ocean.
Bonehead: You mean I'm so deep?
Dee Dee: No. You make me sick.
Frankie: [singing] These are the good times, While we are young, No chance untaken, No song unsung, These are the good times, Life goes your way, Loving each moment, Of each new day, While the meadows are green, Free as the wind are we, Sharing a dream...