Road to Bali (1952)
Bob Hope: Harold Gridley
[One of the film's many cameos]
Princess Lala : Look!
George Cochran : The African Queen! Humphrey Bogart?
Harold Gridley : Boy, is he lost!
George Cochran : Hey! Hey, Bogie!
[All three run toward Bogart]
Harold Gridley : Hey, jungle fever! That's what we got. That was just a mirage!
George Cochran : Oh yeah? What about this?
[Holding up a trophy]
George Cochran : Humphrey Bogart's Academy Award!
Harold Gridley : An Oscar! Gimme that, you got one. Friends, this is a great occasion, me receiving this Academy Award. And I'd like to say a word...
[roar from offstage]
George Cochran : Run!
Harold Gridley : That's the word!
[performing for Princess Lala's court as Scottish bagpipers, a humorous homage to her late Scottish father, MacTavish]
Harold Gridley : Say, Haggis!
George Cochran : What is it, MacBaggis?
Harold Gridley : Have you heard the latest about MacTavish?
George Cochran : What's he done now?
Harold Gridley : I heard he's living on the roof!
George Cochran : Why would he be living on the roof?
Harold Gridley : Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!"
Harold Gridley : He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.
[Harold has been caught in a tree snare, proving the island is inhabited]
George Cochran : I wonder what the locals are like?
Princess Lala : I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters!
Harold Gridley : I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree!
George Cochran : Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe!
[George and Princess Lala pull Harold down]
Harold Gridley : This is the sloppiest hanging I ever attended!
Harold Gridley : [Caught in an animal trap and suspended in the air] Get me down! My brain's rushing to my head.
Harold Gridley : [whistles, indicating Lala's headdress with a golden spire] This kid's got her own antenna.
Harold Gridley : Don't fool with the fun flute unless you consult with the master.
Harold Gridley : You collapsable Como!
Harold Gridley : Gridley, Harold Gridley- sportsman, raconteur, polo player, and all around good egg.