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Poll: Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

Wait...is it doughnut...or maybe d'oh-nut?

You can share a baker's dozen with one of the greatest donut lovers of the world. Of course, the most famous donut-lover of all, Homer Simpson, will not be an option. Homer doesn't share.

So who do you pick?

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    Jon Lovitz in Saturday Night Live (1975)

    Michael Vale, the donut guy (Jon Lovitz) - Saturday Night Live (1975)

    Michael Valte: Time to make the donuts, and then I'm retiring to Florida with my hot little stewardess girlfriend. And believe me from now on it won't be donuts I'll be eatin'!

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    Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas in SCTV (1976)

    Bob McKenzie (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) - SCTV (1976)

    Doug: I went out there and they got the worst service, eh. I sat in that place for like two-and-a-half hours, and no one waited on me, eh. And I thought, jeez... Bob: You're supposed to, you get your own donuts. You go up to the counter. Doug: Oh, get out, eh. Oh, jeez, I was there from like three am to nine am!

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    Vincent D'Onofrio, R. Lee Ermey, and Matthew Modine in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

    Pvt. Pyle (Vincent D'Onofrio) - Full Metal Jacket (1987)

    Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!

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    The Simpsons (1989)

    Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) - The Simpsons (1989)

    Chief Wiggum: [singing] Donuts, I got donuts, I got... Hey I know you! [Snake runs him over] Chief Wiggum: Hey wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!

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    Kyle MacLachlan and Michael Ontkean in Twin Peaks (1990)

    Sheriff Harry S. Truman (Michael Ontkean) and Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) - Twin Peaks (1990)

    Sheriff: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.

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    Dana Carvey in Wayne's World (1992)

    Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) and Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) - Wayne's World (1992)

    Wayne: This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munchables. I recommend the sugar pucks. They're excellent.

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    David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995)

    Droopy (Bob Odenkirk) - Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995)

    Droopy: Want a donut? The Luddite: No. I don’t eat doughnuts. Or hamburgers. Or any other food that has approval of the masses.

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    Nicholas Brendon in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997)

    Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997)

    Xander: Respect the cruller and tame the doughnut.

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    Don Cheadle in Boogie Nights (1997)

    Jessie St. Vincent (Melora Walters) and Buck Swope (Don Cheadle) - Boogie Nights (1997)

    Buck: What do you want, honey? Jessie: I want...um...apple fritter...jelly...and uh...chocolate with sprinkes...and a bear claw, too...

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    Cynthia Nixon in Sex and the City (1998)

    Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon) - Sex and the City (1998)

    Miranda: Whoever invented glaze...is a genius. That is worth being fat for.

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    Bill Fagerbakke in SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

    Patrick (Bill Fagerbakke) - SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

    [call for help is heard in the distance; Patrick is eating a donut in the dumpster behind Flipper's donuts] Patrick: Sounds like another job for Patrick-Man! I'll finish you off later, day-old donuts. Right now I must move rapidly and act heroically!

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    Tony Hale in Arrested Development (2003)

    Buster (Tony Hale) - Arrested Development (2003)

    The Narrator: The subjects took the drug in the form of a THC pill. Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival, which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place. Buster was found two days later trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut.

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    Michael C. Hall in Dexter (2006)

    Dexter (Michael C. Hall) - Dexter (2006)

    Police staffer: See you at the next bloodbath? Dexter: Never miss a party. Dexter [voice over]: Salt of the earth, these people, and they work hard. But with the solve-rate for murders at about 20% Miami is a great place for me. A great place for me to hone my craft. Viva Miami! Debra: Thanks for the donuts. I gotta go.

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    Tina Fey in 30 Rock (2006)

    Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) - 30 Rock (2006)

    Liz: You ever put a donut in the microwave?

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    Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009)

    Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) - Parks and Recreation (2009)

    Ron: Donuts, go nuts.

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    Maria Bamford and John DiMaggio in Adventure Time (2010)

    Jake (John DiMaggio) - Adventure Time (2010)

    Jake: I never ate your donuts! Witch: You're eating one right now! Jake: Mawn knot! Whoa! That's weird. I don't even remember grabbing this. My subconsciousness must be hungry, huh?

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    Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 2 (2010)

    Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - Iron Man 2 (2010)

    Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

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    Al Pacino in Jack and Jill (2011)

    Al Pacino - Jack and Jill (2011)

    Al (aka Dunkaccino): You want creamy goodness? I'm your friend. Say hello to my chocolate blend!

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    Melissa Benoist and Grant Gustin in Supergirl (2015)

    Kara Danvers/Supergirl (Melissa Benoist) and Barry Allen/The Flash (Grant Gustin) - Supergirl (2015)

    Kara: Do you like donuts? Barry: Who doesn't like donuts?

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    Nate Torrence in Zootopia (2016)

    Clawhauser (Nate Torrence) - Zootopia (2016)

    Clawhauser: Hoo, I'm so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just a flabby donut-loving cop stereotyping you.

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    Judd Hirsch and Jermaine Fowler in Superior Donuts (2017)

    Arthur Przybyszewski (Judd Hirsch) and Franco Wicks (Jermaine Fowler) - Superior Donuts (2017)

    Arthur: The name of this place is Superior Donuts. I sell donuts. My parents did not smuggle me out of Communist Poland in the hold of a cargo ship so that 65 years later, I could sell you a damn cronut!


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