Wait a minute.
A hard-r Machete trailer showing previously unknown amounts of badass Trejo?
Yes Want Now
Quick note -- This is extremely Not Safe For Work. Unless your coworkers are Ok with seeing your pants rent asunder by an awesomeness-induced boner.
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Bam! Booooom! Boob! Check it out, y'all. He just rappelled down a building with the large intestine of a man! And that sharp knifey thing on a chain?! Day-um!
And I bet De Niro is going to Crush this. He'll probably have a small part that lets him do something a little more off the wall. Not exactly like Stardust, but hey, a guy can dream.
And I believe in Steven Seagal.