SCHLOCKENSTEIN: SCHLOCK-A-BYE-BABY 2! (Ecclectic Boogaloo)

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1. Beyond the Door (1974)

R | 99 min | Horror

Juliet Mills plays a young pregnant woman in San Francisco who is going to have the devil's baby during her strange possession. Richard Johnson shows up to help her... but what does he really want?

Directors: Ovidio G. Assonitis, Robert Barrett | Stars: Juliet Mills, Richard Johnson, Gabriele Lavia, Nino Segurini

Votes: 1,386

This movie couldn't be a more hilarious parody / hybrid of THE EXORCIST / ROSEMARY'S BABY if it tried!...

2. Mandroid (1993)

R | 81 min | Action, Sci-Fi

In his hidden laboratory deep in Russia, Dr. Karl Zimmer has invented the Mandroid, a humanoid robot which follows the motions of a man in a special control suit. He has offered the ... See full summary »

Director: Jack Ersgard | Stars: Brian Cousins, Jane Caldwell, Michael Della Femina, Robert Symonds

Votes: 410

Though made entirely of cheeeze, this is still fantastic for a FULL MOON production!...

3. The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1955)

Passed | 81 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

An unusual radioactive rock on the sea bottom mutates the ocean life into a horrible monster. When charred, radioactive bodies begin to drift ashore a scientist and government agent ... See full summary »

Director: Dan Milner | Stars: Kent Taylor, Cathy Downs, Michael Whalen, Helene Stanton

Votes: 1,323

A sluggish sea monster brings semi-terror as it bobbles along!...

4. Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)

Approved | 77 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Earth sends a five-man team to explore the frozen planet Uranus, only to find a temperate forest and sultry women from their past on it, courtesy of an alien brain with evil designs.

Director: Sidney W. Pink | Stars: John Agar, Carl Ottosen, Ove Sprogøe, Louis Miehe-Renard

Votes: 1,353

John Agar! Beautiful women! A huge, one-eyed brain! Pure heaven!...

5. The Nest (1988)

R | 89 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Horrifying shocker as a biological experiment goes haywire when meat-eating mutant roaches invade an island community, terrorizing a peaceful New England fishing village and hideously ... See full summary »

Director: Terence H. Winkless | Stars: Robert Lansing, Lisa Langlois, Franc Luz, Terri Treas

Votes: 1,804

Killer bugs! A cat roach monster! The sweet smell of 80's horror cheeeze!...

6. The Lost Missile (1958)

Approved | 70 min | Sci-Fi

A strange missile from outer space circles the Earth at low altitudes, destroying everything in its path.

Director: William Berke | Stars: Robert Loggia, Ellen Parker, Phillip Pine, Larry Kerr

Votes: 471

Cold war paranoia! Possible nuclear holocaust! Alien invasion! All in just over an hour!...

7. The Monster Maker (1944)

Unrated | 62 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A mad scientist injects his enemies with an acromegaly virus, causing them to become hideously deformed.

Director: Sam Newfield | Stars: J. Carrol Naish, Ralph Morgan, Tala Birell, Wanda McKay

Votes: 821

PRC cheeeze-log featuring mad science, a man in a go-rilla suit, and J. Carrol Naish as the eeevil Dr. Markoff!...

8. What the #$*! Do We (K)now!? (2004)

Not Rated | 109 min | Documentary, Comedy, Drama

38 Metascore

A fictional photographer's quest to spiritually rediscover herself is interspersed with documentary footage of scientists and theologians discussing the philosophical aspects of quantum physics.

Directors: William Arntz, Betsy Chasse, Mark Vicente | Stars: Marlee Matlin, Elaine Hendrix, John Ross Bowie, Robert Bailey Jr.

Votes: 12,884 | Gross: $10.94M

Hilarious, cult propaganda / recruitment film! One for the -new- ages!...

9. Tormented (1960)

Unrated | 75 min | Horror, Thriller

A man lets a former flame fall to her death rather than let her interfere with his new relationship, but her ghost returns to disrupt his impending nuptials.

Director: Bert I. Gordon | Stars: Richard Carlson, Susan Gordon, Lugene Sanders, Juli Reding

Votes: 1,939

Richard Carlson is haunted, Bert I. Gordon style!...

10. Demon Wind (1990)

R | 96 min | Horror

With the need to investigate the mysterious death of his grandparents, Cory and his friends assemble back to the old farm where it all began, sixty years earlier.

Director: Charles Philip Moore | Stars: Eric Larson, Francine Lapensée, Rufus Norris, Jack Vogel

Votes: 1,787

Sort of EVIL DEAD gone awry!...

11. Kiss of the Tarantula (1976)

PG | 85 min | Horror

A disturbed teenage girl unleashes her pet tarantula against her "enemies."

Director: Chris Munger | Stars: Ernesto Macias, Suzanna Ling, Herman Wallner, Patricia Landon

Votes: 518

If WILLARD and CARRIE had lived, they might have married, and Susan could have been their spider-loving offspring!...

12. The Godsend (1980)

R | 93 min | Drama, Horror

An English family of six takes in a pregnant woman who disappears shortly after giving birth. They raise the baby girl as their own, but over the years the strange deaths of their children ... See full summary »

Director: Gabrielle Beaumont | Stars: Malcolm Stoddard, Cyd Hayman, Angela Pleasence, Patrick Barr

Votes: 820

A killer kid, or bad parenting. You decide!...

13. The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955)

Passed | 75 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A dysfunctional family operating an isolated date farm in the California desert is threatened by the arrival of an extra-terrestrial.

Directors: David Kramarsky, Roger Corman, Lou Place | Stars: Paul Birch, Lorna Thayer, Dona Cole, Dick Sargent

Votes: 1,188

An intergalactic coffee pot is after our planet, and is willing to use our livestock against us!...

14. Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory (1961)

Approved | 83 min | Horror, Mystery

At a girls' school, several students are murdered by a snarling, wolf-man-like creature. Suspicion falls upon a newly arrived teacher.

Director: Paolo Heusch | Stars: Barbara Lass, Carl Schell, Curt Lowens, Maurice Marsac

Votes: 868

Murder and madness at a girl's school, where we rarely see the girls!...

15. Unknown World (1951)

Approved | 74 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi

Scientists use a gigantic drilling machine for an expedition to the center of the earth.

Director: Terry O. Morse | Stars: Bruce Kellogg, Otto Waldis, Jim Bannon, Tom Handley

Votes: 807

Man races to the safety of the depths of the Earth, in order to escape nuclear annihilation! How could it be this dull?!...

16. The Flying Saucer (1950)

Approved | 69 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller

Both the CIA and KGB investigate UFOs in Alaska: friend or foe?

Director: Mikel Conrad | Stars: Mikel Conrad, Pat Garrison, Hantz von Teuffen, Earle Lyon

Votes: 340

No aliens here, just lots of breathtaking Alaskan scenery w/ a few Russian spies loping about!...

17. Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956)

Approved | 73 min | Sci-Fi

A team of astronauts lands on a moon of Jupiter to find it populated with beautiful young women looking for mates. An old man explains to the explorers the group's story, as well as the moon's dangers.

Director: Cy Roth | Stars: Anthony Dexter, Susan Shaw, Paul Carpenter, Jacqueline Curtis

Votes: 1,391

Explore the grassy, tree-filled wilds of the 13th moon of Jupiter! watch astronauts smoke lots of filter-free cigarettes! See lovely maidens dance! Try to stay awake!...

18. Stigma (1972)

R | 93 min | Drama, Thriller

A knowledgeable doctor, (Philip Michael Thomas) moves to a secluded community and soon discovers a deadly virus changing the town's young people. What is more disturbing, is the conspiracy to protect this epidemic when he tries cure it.

Director: David E. Durston | Stars: Philip Michael Thomas, Harlan Cary Poe, Josie Johnson, Peter Clune

Votes: 136

A doctor tries to tackle a "VD" outbreak on an island, in this absurd, full-length public service announcement!...

19. Crypt of the Living Dead (1973)

R | 75 min | Horror

Two archaeologists on a scientific dig come across a vampire burial ground and discover that the creatures are about to awaken and attack a nearby village.

Directors: Julio Salvador, Ray Danton | Stars: Andrew Prine, Mark Damon, Patty Shepard, Teresa Gimpera

Votes: 600

We are introduced to Hannah, the vampire of the story, who spends most of the movie lying in her coffin!...

20. Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (1966)

Passed | 73 min | Action, Drama, Horror

Dracula travels to the American West, intent on making a beautiful ranch owner his next victim. Her fiance, outlaw Billy the Kid, finds out about it and rushes to save her.

Director: William Beaudine | Stars: John Carradine, Chuck Courtney, Melinda Casey, Virginia Christine

Votes: 1,422

John Carradine chews the scenery like a turbo-charged termite in this leaden, William Beaudine offering!...

21. Daughter of Dr. Jekyll (1957)

Unrated | 71 min | Fantasy, Horror

A young woman discovers she is the daughter of the infamous Dr. Jekyll, and begins to believe that she may also have a split personality, one of whom is a ruthless killer.

Director: Edgar G. Ulmer | Stars: John Agar, Gloria Talbott, Arthur Shields, John Dierkes

Votes: 372

Cheap, cheeeze-rich addition to the Jekyll and Hyde legend, brings it all into the realm of utter nonsense!...

22. The Phantom Planet (1961)

Unrated | 82 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

After an invisible asteroid draws an astronaut and his ship to its surface, he is miniaturized by the phantom planet's exotic atmosphere.

Director: William Marshall | Stars: Dean Fredericks, Coleen Gray, Anthony Dexter, Francis X. Bushman

Votes: 2,433

Space-cheeeze w/ Richard Kiel (EEGAH!) as the embarrassing alien monster!...

23. Beyond the Time Barrier (1960)

Not Rated | 75 min | Romance, Sci-Fi

In 1960, a military test pilot is caught in a time warp that propels him to year 2024 where he finds a plague has sterilized the world's population.

Director: Edgar G. Ulmer | Stars: Robert Clarke, Darlene Tompkins, Arianne Ulmer, Vladimir Sokoloff

Votes: 1,015

Time travel! Bald mutants! Cheeeze by the ton!...

24. The Time Travelers (1964)

Not Rated | 82 min | Sci-Fi

In 1964, a group of scientists create a portal that takes them to a barren, mutant inhabited, Earth in the year 2071.

Director: Ib Melchior | Stars: Preston Foster, Philip Carey, Merry Anders, John Hoyt

Votes: 1,949

More time travel! More bald mutants! Plus, bald androids! It's comforting to know that the year 2024 will be desolate, but groovy!...

25. Invasion of the Star Creatures (1962)

Approved | 70 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

A pair of comical soldiers (Robert Ball and Frankie Ray) investigate a mysterious crater in an atomic detonation area and discover several beautiful alien vixens (Dolores Reed and Gloria ... See full summary »

Director: Bruno VeSota | Stars: Robert Ball, Frank Ray Perilli, Gloria Victor, Dolores Reed

Votes: 634

Abysmally unfunny sci-fi "comedy", starring the most wretched comic duo in this, or any universe!...

26. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

Not Rated | 65 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

When an abused socialite grows to giant size because of an alien encounter and an aborted murder attempt, she goes after her cheating husband with revenge on her mind.

Director: Nathan Juran | Stars: Allison Hayes, William Hudson, Yvette Vickers, Roy Gordon

Votes: 4,354 | Gross: $0.48M

Cheeeze, so gigantic it cannot be contained! Allison Hayes in bedsheet chic! Yvette Vickers plays the town tramp, prefiguring her role in ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES! Priceless!...

27. The House of Exorcism (1975)

R | 92 min | Horror

In this re-edit of Lisa and the Devil (1973), a troubled priest attempts to exorcise the soul of an American tourist who has been possessed by the Devil after witnessing supernatural events at a Spanish villa.

Directors: Mario Bava, Alfredo Leone | Stars: Telly Savalas, Elke Sommer, Sylva Koscina, Alessio Orano

Votes: 445

A pitiful "re-imagining" of Bava's classic, LISA AND THE DEVIL! The ludicrous "new" footage added to the film, turns it into an idiotic send-up of THE EXORCIST!...

28. Assignment: Outer Space (1960)

Unrated | 73 min | Sci-Fi

In the 22nd Century, Ray Peterson, reporter for the Interplanetary News, is assigned to write a story aboard a space station. Tension mounts between Peterson and the station commander, who ... See full summary »

Director: Antonio Margheriti | Stars: Rik Van Nutter, Gabriella Farinon, David Montresor, Archie Savage

Votes: 719

Space schlock w/ extra cheeeze! Toy ships attempt to save the earth from certain destruction, while astronauts literally jump from ship to ship!...

29. Island Claws (1980)

Not Rated | 82 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A biological experiment in Florida goes awry. The result: 8-foot long land crabs which roar loudly and kill everything in sight.

Director: Hernan Cardenas | Stars: Robert Lansing, Steve Hanks, Nita Talbot, Jo McDonnell

Votes: 385

Yep, it's that OTHER giant crab movie! This industrial-sized crab cake isn't messing around!...

30. Shrunken Heads (1994)

R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller

When three N.Y. kids are murdered, the local Hatiian voodoo priest re-animates their shrunken heads to exact revenge. Complications arise between one of the heads and his former girlfriend.

Director: Richard Elfman | Stars: Julius Harris, Meg Foster, Aeryk Egan, Rebecca Herbst

Votes: 979

Three flying, shrunken heads take on an underworld kingpin played by Meg Foster! What more needs to be said?!...

31. The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

PG | 85 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror

A meteor that crashed into Oregon's Crater Lake unearths a dinosaur egg. The heat from the meteor causes the egg to hatch, and the emerging dinosaur takes to snacking on the locals.

Director: William R. Stromberg | Stars: Richard Cardella, Glen Roberts, Mark Siegel, Bob Hyman

Votes: 1,177

The monster rises, and no hillbilly is safe! Schlock beyond the realms of all that is holy!...

32. Scared to Death (1980)

R | 93 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

An ex-cop, now working as a hack novelist, is called out of retirement to help investigate a string of deaths that appear to be the work of a serial killer but soon are revealed to be the ... See full summary »

Director: William Malone | Stars: John Stinson, Diana Davidson, David Moses, Toni Jannotta

Votes: 486

Not-so scary monster movie w/ the world's slowest moving monster!...

33. The Killer Eye (1999)

R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

A mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women.

Director: David DeCoteau | Stars: Jacqueline Lovell, Jonathan Norman, Nanette Bianchi, Costas Koromilas

Votes: 817

It's a big, killer eyeball, what else needs to be said?!...

34. Savage Streets (1984)

R | 93 min | Action, Crime, Drama

A teenage vigilante seeks revenge on a group of violent thugs who raped her handicapped sister and killed her best friend.

Directors: Danny Steinmann, Tom DeSimone | Stars: Linda Blair, John Vernon, Robert Dryer, Johnny Venocur

Votes: 3,365

Linda Blair AND Linnea Quigley in an uproarious revenge thriller!...

35. Beaks: The Movie (1986)

100 min | Horror, Thriller

Vanessa, a television reporter covering a story of a farmer attacked by his chickens, discovers that this is not an isolated incident...

Director: René Cardona Jr. | Stars: Christopher Atkins, Michelle Johnson, Sonia Infante, Salvador Pineda

Votes: 380

The birds have had enough of humanity's tomfoolery, and are on the move! You will never see pigeons in quite the same way again! Ever!...

36. The Suckling (1990)

Not Rated | 89 min | Horror

A pregnant woman reluctantly goes to an illegal abortion clinic, which also doubles as a brothel, only to have her aborted mutated fetus attack everyone at the clinic.

Director: Francis Teri | Stars: Frank Rivera, Marie Michaels, Gerald Preger, Lisa Petruno

Votes: 718

Cinematic sludge of the first order! A homicidal monster arises from an abortion gone wrong!...

37. The Brain (1988)

R | 94 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

With the help of an alien organism, a man brainwashes audiences through television; a troubled high school student is determined to stop them.

Director: Ed Hunt | Stars: Tom Bresnahan, Cynthia Preston, David Gale, George Buza

Votes: 1,475

David Gale plays a mad TV doctor, out to enslave humanity w/ his hidden, alien brain-monster!...

38. The Corpse Grinders (1971)

R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror

When the Lotus Cat Food Company finds itself in financial trouble, the owners decide to find a new, cheap source of meat -- the local graveyard. Only one problem -- soon cats develop a ... See full summary »

Director: Ted V. Mikels | Stars: Sean Kenney, Monika Kelly, Sanford Mitchell, J. Byron Foster

Votes: 1,166

Cats turn on their human pals due to their food containing a new ingredient! Another priceless Ted V. Mikels project!...

39. Lifeforce (1985)

R | 101 min | Action, Horror, Mystery

50 Metascore

A race of space vampires arrives in London and infects the populace, beginning an apocalyptic descent into chaos.

Director: Tobe Hooper | Stars: Steve Railsback, Mathilda May, Peter Firth, Frank Finlay

Votes: 20,396 | Gross: $11.60M

Ridiculous sci-fi schlock-er from Director, Tobe Hooper! Thankfully, he had the foresight to include Mathilda May, and to make sure to hide her clothing!...

40. Zardoz (1974)

R | 105 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

46 Metascore

In the distant future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements.

Director: John Boorman | Stars: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, Sara Kestelman, John Alderton

Votes: 17,962

Sean Connery flying around in a huge, stone head! Half naked! Annnd, it gets even funnier!...

41. Blood Mania (1970)

R | 81 min | Horror

A sex-crazed nympho helps speed along her father's death so she can use the inheritance to help out her depraved boyfriend.

Director: Robert Vincent O'Neil | Stars: Peter Carpenter, Maria De Aragon, Vicki Peters, Reagan Wilson

Votes: 792

A woman's murder-for-money plot backfires, leading to further death... and laughs!...

42. The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)

PG | 92 min | Adventure, Horror, Sci-Fi

A series of killings occur, with no suspects, the locals soon decide that Bigfoot is responsible.

Director: Bill Rebane | Stars: Janus Raudkivi, Randolph Rebane, Stafford Morgan, Katie Hopkins Zerby

Votes: 489

Men in unconvincing costumes! Hair-brained characters! Schlock perfection!...

43. Starcrash (1978)

PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.

Director: Luigi Cozzi | Stars: Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff

Votes: 5,487

Marjoe Gortner AND David Hasselhoff in one film?! Plus, Caroline Munro in next-to-nothing?! Good lord! Watch immediately!...

44. Forbidden World (1982)

R | 77 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

In the distant future, a federation marshal arrives at a research lab on a remote planet where a genetic experiment has gotten loose and begins feeding on the dwindling scientific group.

Director: Allan Holzman | Stars: Jesse Vint, Dawn Dunlap, June Chadwick, Linden Chiles

Votes: 3,459

Another ALIEN imitation, w/ female scientists who have difficulty keeping their clothes on! Dawn Dunlap shines... and screams a lot!...

45. Gunan, King of the Barbarians (1982)

80 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

The peaceful countryside village of Solmen is savagely assaulted by wild Ungats led by bloodthirsty Magen. In the midst of battle, two baby boys are miraculously saved by a tribe of Amazon ... See full summary »

Director: Francesco Prosperi | Stars: Pietro Torrisi, Malisa Longo, Giovanni Cianfriglia, Emilio Messina

Votes: 211

Big muscles! Big swords! Big Amazons w/ big hair! It's all big I tells ya!...

46. Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)

R | 91 min | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi

Two mercenaries help wandering caravans fight off an evil and aimless band of white-clad bikers after the nuclear holocaust.

Director: Enzo G. Castellari | Stars: Giancarlo Prete, Fred Williamson, George Eastman, Anna Kanakis

Votes: 2,157

a simply masterful, unintentional parody of THE ROAD WARRIOR, w/ clunky vehicles and road pirates dressed in matching white outfits! A riot!...

47. Deathstalker (1983)

R | 80 min | Adventure, Fantasy

The warrior Deathstalker is tasked by an old witch to obtain and unite the three powers of creation - a chalice, an amulet, and a sword - lest the evil magician Munkar get them and use them... See full summary »

Director: James Sbardellati | Stars: Rick Hill, Barbi Benton, Richard Brooker, Lana Clarkson

Votes: 3,663 | Gross: $11.92M

Another CONAN THE BARBARIAN / BEASTMASTER clone, featuring Lara Clarkson as a woman who can't find her top!...

48. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

Director: Nicholas Webster | Stars: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Bill McCutcheon

Votes: 10,309

Mars needs Santa! Interplanetary, holiday hokum unfolds in all of its wonderfulness!...

49. The Wraith (1986)

PG-13 | 93 min | Action, Horror, Romance