SCHLOCKENSTEIN: SCHLOCK-A-BYE-BABY 2! (Ecclectic Boogaloo)by azathothpwiggins | created - 6 months ago | updated - 4 days ago | Public
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1. Beyond the Door (1974)
R | 99 min | Horror
Juliet Mills plays a young pregnant woman in San Francisco who is going to have the devil's baby during her strange possession. Richard Johnson shows up to help her... but what does he really want?
This movie couldn't be a more hilarious parody / hybrid of THE EXORCIST / ROSEMARY'S BABY if it tried!...
2. Mandroid (1993)
R | 81 min | Action, Sci-Fi
In his hidden laboratory deep in Russia, Dr. Karl Zimmer has invented the Mandroid, a humanoid robot which follows the motions of a man in a special control suit. He has offered the ... See full summary »
Though made entirely of cheeeze, this is still fantastic for a FULL MOON production!...
3. The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1955)
Passed | 81 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
An unusual radioactive rock on the sea bottom mutates the ocean life into a horrible monster. When charred, radioactive bodies begin to drift ashore a scientist and government agent ... See full summary »
A sluggish sea monster brings semi-terror as it bobbles along!...
4. Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)
Approved | 77 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Earth sends a five-man team to explore the frozen planet Uranus, only to find a temperate forest and sultry women from their past on it, courtesy of an alien brain with evil designs.
John Agar! Beautiful women! A huge, one-eyed brain! Pure heaven!...
5. The Nest (1988)
R | 89 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Horrifying shocker as a biological experiment goes haywire when meat-eating mutant roaches invade an island community, terrorizing a peaceful New England fishing village and hideously ... See full summary »
Killer bugs! A cat roach monster! The sweet smell of 80's horror cheeeze!...
6. The Lost Missile (1958)
Approved | 70 min | Sci-Fi
A strange missile from outer space circles the Earth at low altitudes, destroying everything in its path.
Cold war paranoia! Possible nuclear holocaust! Alien invasion! All in just over an hour!...
7. The Monster Maker (1944)
Unrated | 62 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A mad scientist injects his enemies with an acromegaly virus, causing them to become hideously deformed.
PRC cheeeze-log featuring mad science, a man in a go-rilla suit, and J. Carrol Naish as the eeevil Dr. Markoff!...
8. What the #$*! Do We (K)now!? (2004)
Not Rated | 109 min | Documentary, Comedy, Drama
A fictional photographer's quest to spiritually rediscover herself is interspersed with documentary footage of scientists and theologians discussing the philosophical aspects of quantum physics.
Votes: 12,884 | Gross: $10.94M
Hilarious, cult propaganda / recruitment film! One for the -new- ages!...
9. Tormented (1960)
Unrated | 75 min | Horror, Thriller
A man lets a former flame fall to her death rather than let her interfere with his new relationship, but her ghost returns to disrupt his impending nuptials.
Richard Carlson is haunted, Bert I. Gordon style!...
10. Demon Wind (1990)
R | 96 min | Horror
With the need to investigate the mysterious death of his grandparents, Cory and his friends assemble back to the old farm where it all began, sixty years earlier.
Sort of EVIL DEAD gone awry!...
11. Kiss of the Tarantula (1976)
PG | 85 min | Horror
A disturbed teenage girl unleashes her pet tarantula against her "enemies."
If WILLARD and CARRIE had lived, they might have married, and Susan could have been their spider-loving offspring!...
12. The Godsend (1980)
R | 93 min | Drama, Horror
An English family of six takes in a pregnant woman who disappears shortly after giving birth. They raise the baby girl as their own, but over the years the strange deaths of their children ... See full summary »
A killer kid, or bad parenting. You decide!...
13. The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955)
Passed | 75 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A dysfunctional family operating an isolated date farm in the California desert is threatened by the arrival of an extra-terrestrial.
An intergalactic coffee pot is after our planet, and is willing to use our livestock against us!...
14. Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory (1961)
Approved | 83 min | Horror, Mystery
At a girls' school, several students are murdered by a snarling, wolf-man-like creature. Suspicion falls upon a newly arrived teacher.
Murder and madness at a girl's school, where we rarely see the girls!...
15. Unknown World (1951)
Approved | 74 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi
Scientists use a gigantic drilling machine for an expedition to the center of the earth.
Man races to the safety of the depths of the Earth, in order to escape nuclear annihilation! How could it be this dull?!...
16. The Flying Saucer (1950)
Approved | 69 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller
Both the CIA and KGB investigate UFOs in Alaska: friend or foe?
No aliens here, just lots of breathtaking Alaskan scenery w/ a few Russian spies loping about!...
17. Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956)
Approved | 73 min | Sci-Fi
A team of astronauts lands on a moon of Jupiter to find it populated with beautiful young women looking for mates. An old man explains to the explorers the group's story, as well as the moon's dangers.
Explore the grassy, tree-filled wilds of the 13th moon of Jupiter! watch astronauts smoke lots of filter-free cigarettes! See lovely maidens dance! Try to stay awake!...
18. Stigma (1972)
R | 93 min | Drama, Thriller
A knowledgeable doctor, (Philip Michael Thomas) moves to a secluded community and soon discovers a deadly virus changing the town's young people. What is more disturbing, is the conspiracy to protect this epidemic when he tries cure it.
A doctor tries to tackle a "VD" outbreak on an island, in this absurd, full-length public service announcement!...
19. Crypt of the Living Dead (1973)
R | 75 min | Horror
Two archaeologists on a scientific dig come across a vampire burial ground and discover that the creatures are about to awaken and attack a nearby village.
We are introduced to Hannah, the vampire of the story, who spends most of the movie lying in her coffin!...
20. Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (1966)
Passed | 73 min | Action, Drama, Horror
Dracula travels to the American West, intent on making a beautiful ranch owner his next victim. Her fiance, outlaw Billy the Kid, finds out about it and rushes to save her.
John Carradine chews the scenery like a turbo-charged termite in this leaden, William Beaudine offering!...
21. Daughter of Dr. Jekyll (1957)
Unrated | 71 min | Fantasy, Horror
A young woman discovers she is the daughter of the infamous Dr. Jekyll, and begins to believe that she may also have a split personality, one of whom is a ruthless killer.
Cheap, cheeeze-rich addition to the Jekyll and Hyde legend, brings it all into the realm of utter nonsense!...
22. The Phantom Planet (1961)
Unrated | 82 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
After an invisible asteroid draws an astronaut and his ship to its surface, he is miniaturized by the phantom planet's exotic atmosphere.
Space-cheeeze w/ Richard Kiel (EEGAH!) as the embarrassing alien monster!...
23. Beyond the Time Barrier (1960)
Not Rated | 75 min | Romance, Sci-Fi
In 1960, a military test pilot is caught in a time warp that propels him to year 2024 where he finds a plague has sterilized the world's population.
Time travel! Bald mutants! Cheeeze by the ton!...
24. The Time Travelers (1964)
Not Rated | 82 min | Sci-Fi
In 1964, a group of scientists create a portal that takes them to a barren, mutant inhabited, Earth in the year 2071.
More time travel! More bald mutants! Plus, bald androids! It's comforting to know that the year 2024 will be desolate, but groovy!...
25. Invasion of the Star Creatures (1962)
Approved | 70 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A pair of comical soldiers (Robert Ball and Frankie Ray) investigate a mysterious crater in an atomic detonation area and discover several beautiful alien vixens (Dolores Reed and Gloria ... See full summary »
Abysmally unfunny sci-fi "comedy", starring the most wretched comic duo in this, or any universe!...
26. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Not Rated | 65 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
When an abused socialite grows to giant size because of an alien encounter and an aborted murder attempt, she goes after her cheating husband with revenge on her mind.
Votes: 4,354 | Gross: $0.48M
Cheeeze, so gigantic it cannot be contained! Allison Hayes in bedsheet chic! Yvette Vickers plays the town tramp, prefiguring her role in ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES! Priceless!...
27. The House of Exorcism (1975)
R | 92 min | Horror
In this re-edit of Lisa and the Devil (1973), a troubled priest attempts to exorcise the soul of an American tourist who has been possessed by the Devil after witnessing supernatural events at a Spanish villa.
A pitiful "re-imagining" of Bava's classic, LISA AND THE DEVIL! The ludicrous "new" footage added to the film, turns it into an idiotic send-up of THE EXORCIST!...
28. Assignment: Outer Space (1960)
Unrated | 73 min | Sci-Fi
In the 22nd Century, Ray Peterson, reporter for the Interplanetary News, is assigned to write a story aboard a space station. Tension mounts between Peterson and the station commander, who ... See full summary »
Space schlock w/ extra cheeeze! Toy ships attempt to save the earth from certain destruction, while astronauts literally jump from ship to ship!...
29. Island Claws (1980)
Not Rated | 82 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A biological experiment in Florida goes awry. The result: 8-foot long land crabs which roar loudly and kill everything in sight.
Yep, it's that OTHER giant crab movie! This industrial-sized crab cake isn't messing around!...
30. Shrunken Heads (1994)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When three N.Y. kids are murdered, the local Hatiian voodoo priest re-animates their shrunken heads to exact revenge. Complications arise between one of the heads and his former girlfriend.
Three flying, shrunken heads take on an underworld kingpin played by Meg Foster! What more needs to be said?!...
31. The Crater Lake Monster (1977)
PG | 85 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror
A meteor that crashed into Oregon's Crater Lake unearths a dinosaur egg. The heat from the meteor causes the egg to hatch, and the emerging dinosaur takes to snacking on the locals.
The monster rises, and no hillbilly is safe! Schlock beyond the realms of all that is holy!...
32. Scared to Death (1980)
R | 93 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
An ex-cop, now working as a hack novelist, is called out of retirement to help investigate a string of deaths that appear to be the work of a serial killer but soon are revealed to be the ... See full summary »
Not-so scary monster movie w/ the world's slowest moving monster!...
33. The Killer Eye (1999)
R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women.
It's a big, killer eyeball, what else needs to be said?!...
34. Savage Streets (1984)
R | 93 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A teenage vigilante seeks revenge on a group of violent thugs who raped her handicapped sister and killed her best friend.
Linda Blair AND Linnea Quigley in an uproarious revenge thriller!...
35. Beaks: The Movie (1986)
100 min | Horror, Thriller
Vanessa, a television reporter covering a story of a farmer attacked by his chickens, discovers that this is not an isolated incident...
The birds have had enough of humanity's tomfoolery, and are on the move! You will never see pigeons in quite the same way again! Ever!...
36. The Suckling (1990)
Not Rated | 89 min | Horror
A pregnant woman reluctantly goes to an illegal abortion clinic, which also doubles as a brothel, only to have her aborted mutated fetus attack everyone at the clinic.
Cinematic sludge of the first order! A homicidal monster arises from an abortion gone wrong!...
37. The Brain (1988)
R | 94 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
With the help of an alien organism, a man brainwashes audiences through television; a troubled high school student is determined to stop them.
David Gale plays a mad TV doctor, out to enslave humanity w/ his hidden, alien brain-monster!...
38. The Corpse Grinders (1971)
R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror
When the Lotus Cat Food Company finds itself in financial trouble, the owners decide to find a new, cheap source of meat -- the local graveyard. Only one problem -- soon cats develop a ... See full summary »
Cats turn on their human pals due to their food containing a new ingredient! Another priceless Ted V. Mikels project!...
39. Lifeforce (1985)
R | 101 min | Action, Horror, Mystery
A race of space vampires arrives in London and infects the populace, beginning an apocalyptic descent into chaos.
Votes: 20,396 | Gross: $11.60M
Ridiculous sci-fi schlock-er from Director, Tobe Hooper! Thankfully, he had the foresight to include Mathilda May, and to make sure to hide her clothing!...
40. Zardoz (1974)
R | 105 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
In the distant future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements.
Sean Connery flying around in a huge, stone head! Half naked! Annnd, it gets even funnier!...
41. Blood Mania (1970)
R | 81 min | Horror
A sex-crazed nympho helps speed along her father's death so she can use the inheritance to help out her depraved boyfriend.
A woman's murder-for-money plot backfires, leading to further death... and laughs!...
42. The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)
PG | 92 min | Adventure, Horror, Sci-Fi
A series of killings occur, with no suspects, the locals soon decide that Bigfoot is responsible.
Men in unconvincing costumes! Hair-brained characters! Schlock perfection!...
43. Starcrash (1978)
PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.
Marjoe Gortner AND David Hasselhoff in one film?! Plus, Caroline Munro in next-to-nothing?! Good lord! Watch immediately!...
44. Forbidden World (1982)
R | 77 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
In the distant future, a federation marshal arrives at a research lab on a remote planet where a genetic experiment has gotten loose and begins feeding on the dwindling scientific group.
Another ALIEN imitation, w/ female scientists who have difficulty keeping their clothes on! Dawn Dunlap shines... and screams a lot!...
45. Gunan, King of the Barbarians (1982)
80 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The peaceful countryside village of Solmen is savagely assaulted by wild Ungats led by bloodthirsty Magen. In the midst of battle, two baby boys are miraculously saved by a tribe of Amazon ... See full summary »
Big muscles! Big swords! Big Amazons w/ big hair! It's all big I tells ya!...
46. Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)
R | 91 min | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi
Two mercenaries help wandering caravans fight off an evil and aimless band of white-clad bikers after the nuclear holocaust.
a simply masterful, unintentional parody of THE ROAD WARRIOR, w/ clunky vehicles and road pirates dressed in matching white outfits! A riot!...
47. Deathstalker (1983)
R | 80 min | Adventure, Fantasy
The warrior Deathstalker is tasked by an old witch to obtain and unite the three powers of creation - a chalice, an amulet, and a sword - lest the evil magician Munkar get them and use them... See full summary »
Votes: 3,663 | Gross: $11.92M
Another CONAN THE BARBARIAN / BEASTMASTER clone, featuring Lara Clarkson as a woman who can't find her top!...
48. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
Mars needs Santa! Interplanetary, holiday hokum unfolds in all of its wonderfulness!...
49. The Wraith (1986)
PG-13 | 93 min | Action, Horror, Romance