South Park, Ranked

by BarneyMTelevision | created - 4 months ago | updated - 1 day ago | Public

My ranking of the unscrupulous series about the residents of a snowy, mountain town, and all the swearing and violence that accompanies it.

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1. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Spookyfish (1998)

TV-MA | 21 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Genevive Colvin

Votes: 1,889

8.5/10

2. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

Director: Eric Stough | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Dian Bachar

Votes: 1,715

8.5/10

3. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Pinkeye (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothera judged a costume contest.

Directors: Matt Stone, Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 2,181

8.5/10

4. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Rochelle Leffler

Votes: 1,778

8/10

5. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Rainforest Shmainforest (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.

Directors: Trey Parker, Eric Stough | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 2,053

8/10

6. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Cow Days (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Dian Bachar

Votes: 1,617

8/10

7. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Chinpokomon (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.

Directors: Trey Parker, Eric Stough | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Milan Agnone

Votes: 2,100

8/10

8. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Cat Orgy (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,683

8/10

9. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Chef Aid (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Toddy Walters

Votes: 1,682

8/10

10. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Ike's Wee Wee (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Bruce Howell

Votes: 1,866

8/10

11. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (1998)

TV-MA | 21 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Savage Matthews

Votes: 2,039

8/10

12. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Chickenlover (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Votes: 1,901

8/10

13. South Park (1997– )
Episode: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 2,056

8/10

14. South Park (1997– )
Episode: City on the Edge of Forever (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Bruce Howell

Votes: 1,766

7.5/10

15. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Gnomes (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Votes: 1,838

7.5/10

16. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Starvin' Marvin (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Jesse Brant Howell, Trey Parker

Votes: 2,103

7.5/10

17. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Spontaneous Combustion (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.

Director: Matt Stone | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,722

7.5/10

18. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Hooked on Monkey Fonics (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,568

7/10

19. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

R | 81 min | Animation, Comedy, Fantasy

73 Metascore

When Cartman and his friends go see an R rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 184,001 | Gross: $52.01M

7/10

20. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,657

7/10

21. South Park (1997– )
Episode: The Succubus (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,770

7/10

22. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Volcano (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.

Directors: Matt Stone, Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 2,277

7/10

23. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Death (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.

Directors: Matt Stone, Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 2,107

7/10

24. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 2,339

7/10

25. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Tom's Rhinoplasty (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 1,943

7/10

26. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (1997)

TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Franchesca Clifford, Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 2,993

7/10

27. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Pam Brady

Votes: 1,644

7/10

28. South Park (1997– )
Episode: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,762

7/10

29. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Weight Gain 4000 (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.

Directors: Trey Parker, Matt Stone | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Karri Turner

Votes: 2,372

7/10

30. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Summer Sucks (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Nico Agnone

Votes: 1,668

7/10

31. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Chickenpox (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,684

7/10

32. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Damien (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 1,954

7/10

33. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Prehistoric Ice Man (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.

Director: Eric Stough | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Stanley G. Sawicki

Votes: 1,675

7/10

34. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Clubhouses (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Votes: 1,640

7/10

35. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Toddy Walters

Votes: 1,722

6.5/10

36. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Tweek vs. Craig (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 1,691

7/10

37. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Starvin' Marvin in Space (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Michael Ann Young

Votes: 1,573

7/10

38. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Mecha-Streisand (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 2,001

6.5/10

39. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Jewbilee (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Nico Agnone

Votes: 1,555

6.5/10

40. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

Directors: Matt Stone, Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Jesse Brant Howell, Trey Parker

Votes: 2,120

6.5/10

41. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Votes: 2,151

6/10

42. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Jakovasaurs (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.

Director: Matt Stone | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Votes: 1,765

6.5/10

43. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Conjoined Fetus Lady (1998)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Votes: 1,776

6.5/10

44. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Sexual Harassment Panda (1999)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

Director: Eric Stough | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Votes: 1,844

6/10

45. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (1997)

TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Mary Kay Bergman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

Votes: 2,190

6/10



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