| 10:00 PM | Phone Booth: A sniper traps a New York publicist in a phone booth and threatens to kill him if he hangs up. |
| 12:00 AM | That '70s Show - Bring It on Home: The Formans learn Jackie has been crashing at their place. |
| 12:30 AM | That '70s Show - No Quarter: Eric must return Donna's engagement ring after he receives a collection notice. |
| 1:00 AM | That '70s Show - You Shook Me: Hyde and Kelso ogle sexy nurses at a convention. |
| 1:30 AM | That '70s Show - Nobody's Fault but Mine: Jackie discovers Hyde cheated on her; Red pressures Eric and Donna to set a wedding date. |
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| 7:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Dewey's Dog: Dewey secretly adopts a huge dog and trains it to attack Malcolm and Reese on command. |
| 7:30 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Clip Show: A therapist's questions force the boys to reminisce about family experiences. |
| 8:00 AM | Dharma & Greg - Valet Girl: A jealous husband threatens Greg; Dharma and Greg park cars as a wedding gift. |
| 8:30 AM | Dharma & Greg - Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date: Dharma agrees to attend a dance with a nerdy high-school kid. |
| 9:00 AM | Spin City - A Tale of Two Sisters: Mike goes on a date with Caitlin's sister; Stuart takes up art. |
| 9:30 AM | Spin City - Casino: Mike must raise $500,000 when a ticket glitch in a raffle results in hundreds of winners. |
| 10:00 AM | Dark Blue: A police sergeant tries to pin murders on two ex-convicts. Based on a story by James Ellroy. |
| 12:30 PM | King of the Hill - Pregnant Paws: Hank and Peggy debate having a child after trying to help their dog. |
| 1:00 PM | King of the Hill - Next of Shin: Cotton's wife is pregnant, and he flees to Vegas with Hank in pursuit. |
| 1:30 PM | That '70s Show - You Shook Me: Hyde and Kelso ogle sexy nurses at a convention. |
| 2:00 PM | That '70s Show - Nobody's Fault but Mine: Jackie discovers Hyde cheated on her; Red pressures Eric and Donna to set a wedding date. |
| 2:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Jury Duty: Serving as a juror, Lois brings home a case that stirs the curiosity of Hal and the boys. |
| 3:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Cliques: The boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control. |
| 3:30 PM | King of the Hill - Peggy's Pageant Fever: Peggy enters a beauty pageant for married women. |
| 4:00 PM | King of the Hill - Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men: Hank participates in a lawn-mower focus group. |
| 4:30 PM | That '70s Show - Trampled Under Foot: Kitty invites a creepy teen over to be part of Eric's circle of friends. |
| 5:00 PM | That '70s Show - Immigrant Song: The police catch Fez painting the water tower and threaten him with deportation. |
| 5:30 PM | Friday Night Lights: A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. |
| 8:00 PM | Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines: A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him. |
| 10:30 PM | Friday Night Lights: A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. |