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The Little Hours (2017)

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In the Middle Ages, a young servant fleeing from his master takes refuge at a convent full of emotionally unstable nuns. Introduced as a deaf mute man, he must fight to hold his cover as the nuns try to resist temptation.

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Bishop Bartolomeo
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On the run from the battle-seasoned Lord Bruno for sleeping with his wife, the handsome and willing servant, Massetto, flees to the safety of the woods during the warm and peaceful summer of 1347. There, after a chance encounter with the always boozy but merciful Father Tommasso, the young charmer will find refuge into his convent's sanctuary, on one condition: to pretend he is a deaf-mute. However, Massetto's tempting presence will unavoidably upset the already frail balance of things within the sexually-repressed female realm, as nun after nun desperately seeks an escape from their tedious way of life and an extra reason to molest the charming handyman. In the end, will those cloistered Sisters finally find out what they had been missing out on all these years? Written by Nick Riganas

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Obedience - Poverty.

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for graphic nudity, sexual content and language | See all certifications »

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30 June 2017 (USA)  »

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Kaçamak Saatler  »

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$1,647,175, 12 October 2017
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2.35 : 1
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Nick offerman and Aubrey Plaza worked together on Parks and Recreation. See more »

Quotes

Massetto: [Warning. Potential Spoilers Ahead] Here are my sins. I have slept with another man's wife. He's a nobleman, and he is my master.
Father Tommasso: Well, that's adultery.
Massetto: I know.
Father Tommasso: It's a very serious sin.
Massetto: Sometimes... she would place her mouth around my sex.
Father Tommasso: Well, that's sodomy. It's also a serious sin.
Massetto: Is it also considered sodomy if... if I placed my mouth on her sex while... she simultaneously had... had her mouth around mine?
Father Tommasso: Why would you do that?
Massetto: Because, she... she liked it.
Father Tommasso: Oh. Well, yes, that's also ...
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Spoofs The Decameron (1971) See more »

Soundtracks

La Guerre
Performed by The King Singers
Written by Janequin Clement
Courtesy of Warner Classics
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Lord have mercy
23 September 2017 | by See all my reviews

This is by far the worst movie, I have ever sat through.

I thought, I'd give it a shot 'cause of Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offermann aso. But boy was I wrong... The story was absurd, the acting was off, you never knew with the language if it was medieval or modern-funny-ish or so... It was just pure awkward and sometimes I even threw up a little 'cause of this BS. I am sorry, but that movie isn't even "indie-good", it's just plain awful. I don't know how else to express my disgust for that "shartwork".

Move on. If you ever consider this movie, it might be better pointing a gun to one's head...


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