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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Toilet Paper Man
'Peg Mom
Jack Depp ...
'Peg Son
Hunter Calloway
Gordon Greenleaf
Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Yogi Bayer
Bob Collette
Ms. Wicklund
Ms. Maurice
Adrien Arcand


Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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A Movie for Kids from the Director of 'Clerks' and 'Tusk.' See more »

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

2 September 2016 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Nu Sinh Bat Ma  »

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Box Office


$5,000,000 (estimated)

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Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Did You Know?


Music Composer Christopher Drake has a cameo as a disgruntled customer entering the Eh-to-Zed at the beginning of the movie. Drake has said he made a "musical" cameo in the style of his work in the Batman animated films, when Kevin Conroy makes his cameo appearance. See more »


Miss Maurice said that Andronic Arcane was a teacher at the "Universite of Lachute" in Quebec, Lachute is a small village and never had a university. See more »


Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.
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Crazy Credits

Glamthrax featuring Guy Lapointe sing Oh Canada during the end credits. See more »


Referenced in Cinemassacre's Monster Madness: Tusk (2016) See more »


by Love Lola Love
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10 December 2016 | by (Los Angeles) – See all my reviews

I love Kevin Smith. Seriously think he's one of the most engaging, funny, clever people going around. I've been a regular at his Smodcasts, live shows, q&a's, watched all his movies, twitter feed etc etc, so it pains me to say that this is one of the biggest pieces of sh!t I have ever seen. An in joke wankfeast from start to finish, I gave it 2 stars rather than one only to honour the memory of his early funny films and what an all round good dude he seems to be in general. It's great that Kev has the money to do whatever and indulge whoever the f@ck he wants, I'd love to have that life too. But I don't, so I had to put up with wasting 90 minutes of my life being smacked around by the snotty end of Big Kev's fuckstick. The most entertaining part was Ralph Gorman doing his Hollywood BabbleOn schtick without having to do call outs to drunken white trash from the third world suburbs of bumfuck Idaho. When Kevin announced his retirement from movies I was disappointed, but after this unfunny self indulgent Wankapalooza, I'd rather he stuck to the talk circuit where he's still awesome as hell.

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