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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

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Hunter Calloway
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Gordon Greenleaf
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Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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Kevin Smith, the creator of cult classics like 'Clerks' and 'Tusk' brings you this new weird comedy. See more »


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Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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2 September 2016 (USA)  »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)
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The music cue at approximately 26 minutes, is almost note-for-note the music cue from Halloween (1978). See more »

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when Adrien Arcand reveal his final solution it is written "Le solution finale" Arcand is a French-Canadian he knows that solution is a feminine word and it should be "La solution finale" See more »

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Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.
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An excerpt of a podcast with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier can be heard at the end of the credits. See more »

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Referenced in The Cinema Snob: Dangerous Men (2016) See more »

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The Hockey Song
by The Glam Skanks
(p) 2015 Unison Music Group
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An in-joke made by the Smith's and the Depp's
23 October 2016 | by (Sweden) – See all my reviews

Would have worked better as a "Grindhouse" type film. I can tell this was supposed to be comedy, but almost every joke fell flat. There were only minor amusing moments, but they were so scattered across the run time that your search for them would not even be worth it.

I wish Kevin Smith wouldn't do all the science fiction elements, because they don't blend well with the established tone. And It makes everything more ridiculous to be honest. I would have enjoyed a more down to Earth comedy. If you wanna keep the weird monsters and over the top scientists, then set the tone up better from the start. Because the first act is like a cheap Rom- com. It just takes you by surprise when it switches gears. I don't have anything against the Avantgarde genre, but here it just didn't work well.

What are the positives? There's an entertaining flashback scene with Haley Joel Osment. He is completely over acting and it's one of the few scenes which could be funny to some people. Johnny Depp shows up, and his ex-wife and two of his kids (one is playing the lead) as well. Even Kevin Smith's daughter co-stars. So, this is a family film? Maybe it is nice to see these two families be friends and make a funny movie together. You can see they all had fun and they are not taking it seriously for one second.

It feels like the Depp's and the Smith's were just hanging out for a weekend and just for the fun of it decided to make a movie. They invited a few friends too. I guess it's all an in-joke to them, but for the rest of the world? Not so much.


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