Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by
At one point in the movie, Ted mentions 9/11. Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane both narrowly missed being on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center. Wahlberg was booked on American Airlines Flight 11 but decided to drive down to New York and fly to California later. MacFarlane was scheduled on the same flight but arrived at the gate ten minutes late and was unable to board. He was sitting in the airport when he saw that his plane had hit the WTC North Tower. See more »
When John and Lori get to the torn-in-half Ted, there are no Morse code symbols on the Green Monster scoreboard, in the background. See more »
Plus! A hooker took a shit in our apartment!
[Flashback to earlier]
This is so gross!
Did you get it yet?
NO! I didn't get it yet!
Tell me when you get it!
OH MY GOD! I got some of it on my thumb!
NO! You will never be able to cook with that thumb again!
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At the start of the movie, the Universal 'planet earth' signature sequence appears, and the narration begins. As the narration continues, the camera zooms in to the logo, "Google Earth Style" eventually centering on the action in the young John Bennet's home town. See more »
Crude, lewd and rude = perfect! NOT a kid's movie!
I got into a screening of this movie thanks to my daughter, after waiting what felt like forever. I saw the unrated trailer on YouTube and couldn't wait to see it. As another reviewer said, if you like Family Guy, you'll like this. In some ways, it IS Family Guy. Wahlberg basically plays a Peter Griffin type character,a likable, but somewhat dimwitted guy. Ted is essentially Brian, smart, witty and self-centered and Mila is sort of a Lois type, hot and the grown up in the story. Be warned, this is NOT a children's movie. Nudity, drug and alcohol use, plus heavy on the profanity. In other words, go see it! Just leave your (little) kids at home.
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