Billy:
No mothers.
Billy:
He's not just singing, he's deliberately not stopping.
Billy:
You're gonna see stuff today, Woody... and it's just normal stuff that big kids do, and big kids never tell their parents. Do ya understand?
Principal "Boiler Head" Burdock:
You boys up to something? Ya look a little mischievous.
Twitch:
You guys, you just can't steal everything.
Donny:
His mind told his vomit to stay inside his stomach.
Joe:
Impossible.
Plug:
Yeah, puke has a mind of it's own.
Joe:
What happened to the blowtorch, Plug?
Plug:
My dad just laughed at me.
Bradley:
She's not very friendly looking.
Plug:
I wonder what her other head looks like?
Dad:
The only way to win is by playing fair.
Woody:
Yeah; he got sick from chicken pox, too much Halloween, and putting toothpaste on a lightbulb. And he got sick at the zoo... from watching a pig lick itself.
Adam:
Oh, hi Uncle Ed.
Uncle Ed:
What's this?
Adam:
I was just givin' you a hand in here.
Uncle Ed:
Last time you tried to give me a hand, you almost chopped your thumb off!
Joe:
She hit me in the head, with her head.
Erika:
[
singing] I wish I had a horse that I could ride, ride, ride.
[
throws a rock in the pond]
Woody:
[
singing] I wish my older brother was dead, dead, dead.
[
throws a rock in the pond]
Woody:
Billy, I have to poop.
Woody:
Your hurting my bike!
Billy:
I'm not hurting your bike. I can't hurt a person's bike!
Woody:
Well your shaking it and it's hitting my dilly dink!
Billy:
Don't say stuff like that!
Woody:
My dilly dink is my penis!
Billy:
Get away Erika, you big giant.
[
all the other guys make noises in the background, while Erika storms away, clearly upset]
Joe:
[
after getting advice from Woody on what makes Billy sick] Thanks, you little midget.
Billy:
[
later after Billy called Erika a giant] Besides, we're friends.
Erika:
[
next scene; from her window] Rat.
Twitch:
No more cooking, in my house! The door is locked! And, and, and I quit your team, Joe! I quit!
[
holds up egg beater angrily]
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