Agneta:
Benny, Do you think my tits are baggy?
Lasse:
Radio Cars?
Benny:
That is what they are called
Lasse:
I will not drive around saying "radio cars"
Benny:
Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...
Jacob:
Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
Benny:
I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...
Agneta:
Do you want us to pierce you through the scrotum Göran?
Jacob:
We just want to change the statistics a bit.
Benny:
Where the Hell are we going to have lunch now?
Agneta:
[
prods Lasse's stomach] What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture?
Lasse:
And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south.
Agneta:
Jessica, take a bath with me and I'll show you.
Agneta:
[
squeezes her breasts] Perfect
Håkan:
You're the leader of a SWAT-team... You fill out your waistcoat, not just literately... You're competent. You know, something is missing here.
Håkan:
You're missing a hug.
Benny:
Shit, they got some really cool waistcoats.
Jacob:
What has happened to you hair?
Benny:
Nothing.
Jacob:
Nothing? You're god damn...
[
points]
Benny:
Stop it.
Jacob:
Do you wear a wig?
Benny:
Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.
Jacob:
No.
Benny:
Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.
Jacob:
Yes.
Benny:
No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.
Benny's neighbour:
What are you, a woman?
Benny:
No, I'm a cop!
Jacob:
Bring your hair with you, we're leaving now.
Lasse:
We just tried to change the statistics.
Benny:
Don't ever fuck with Benny the cop.
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