Parents Guide for
Zoolander (2001)

We see Zoolander getting a massage, with a rather homely woman then smacking his towel-covered butt. When he rolls over onto his back, we see an obvious erection under the sheet, as does the masseuse. She then takes two tiny broom-like objects and tries to touch the erection, but it moves around under the towel, seemingly trying to avoid being touched.

There is one scene with Derek, Hansel and Matilda and a couple of others that is an implied sex scene but no nudity.

Although played all for silly laughs, there's a scene where Zoolander and his friends are cavorting about at a gas station, flinging gasoline from the hoses onto each other. That leads to the inevitable explosion when one lights a cigarette (and all three are killed, but not graphically).

At least 8 "s" words, 2 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck" and "wiener"), 7 asses, 4 damns, 2 craps, 2 hells, 3 uses each of "For Christ's sakes" and "G-damn" and 1 use of "Dear God" as exclamations.

Hansel makes some comment about tripping on acid for the past two weeks. He also says he has a sherpa, and you see what might possibly a cannabis plant in the background.

It's possible a few viewers could find the ending of the film - where Zoolander goes into brainwashed mode to kill the Prime Minister - as suspenseful, but it's all played for laughs and in a goofy fashion.