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Phone Booth (2002)
The Caller:
If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
The Caller: Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
The Caller: Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?
The Caller: Do you see the tourists with their video cameras, hoping the cops will shoot you so they can sell the tape to Goriest Police Shoot-outs?
Capt. Ramey: And Jonah, don't look up!
The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN!
The Caller: This guy is getting on my nerves.
Felicia: Goddammit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand.
Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.
Stu: [to Caller] Stay the fuck out of this
Capt. Ramey: Who do you keep talking to on the phone?
Stu: Nobody
Capt. Ramey: Your ah... your friend, your parent, your lover? Who?
The Caller: Careful, Stuart. Careful.
Stu: My psychiatrist.
The Caller: [laughs] Excellent! I should have thought of that.
The Caller: Nice shoes. Italian. You hung up, Stu. I didn't even have a chance to say goodbye. I feel bad about the pizza guy. But I couldn't miss seeing you and Kelly reunited. You don't have to thank me, nobody ever does. I just hope your newfound honesty lasts. Because if it doesn't, you'll be hearing from me.
[repeated order]
The Caller: [shouts] Say it!
Pizza Guy: [knocks on Phone Booth] 'Scuse me.
Stu: I'm tryna make a call here.
Pizza Guy: This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp.
Stu: You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a fucking Phone Booth? I don't think so.
Pizza Guy: [Reads address label on Pizza] Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.
Stu: It's a mistake.
Pizza Guy: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?
Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?
Pizza Guy: [Tries to open Phone Booth door] But, they always...
Stu: [Stu gets agitated] GET OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA ALRIGHT?
Pizza Guy: That language is uncalled for.
Stu: Holy shit. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. FUCK OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.
Stu: I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me. Adam, if you're watching, don't be a publicist. You're too good for it. I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be fuckin' president. I wear all this Italian shit because underneath I still feel like the Bronx. I think I need these clothes and this watch. My Two thousand dollar watch is a fake and so am I. I've neglected the things I should have valued most. I valued this shit. I take off my wedding ring to call Pam. Kelly, that's Pam. Don't blame her. I never told her I was married. And if I did she, she would have told me to go home. Kelly, looking at you now, I'm ashamed of myself. Allright? I mean, work so hard on this image, on Stu Shepherd, the asshole who refers to himself in the third person that I only proved I should be alone. I have just been dressing up as something I'm not for so long, I'm so afraid no one will like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh and blood and weakness, and uh and I love you so fucking much. And, um, I take off this ring because it only reminds me of how I've failed you, and I don't, don't want to give you up. I want to make things better, but it may not be my choice anymore. You deserve better.
Stu: [drags Bobby away from the fans] You know what the problem is?
Bobby (Jared Leto): Yeah, the problem is that I need a change.
Stu: No, no, no. The problem is that I love you too much.
Bobby (Jared Leto): [talking on the phone] Oh geez, what is the point, man? You know I'm grateful to you, I just need to make some changes.
Stu: Bobby, put down the phone, I'm right here.
Stu: Your fiancée? Who introduced you to Tanya?
Bobby (Jared Leto): You did.
Stu: That's right. And I could've let you hang in the wind, when those tabloids found those tapes of you and your male trainer!
Bobby (Jared Leto): I gotta pack.
Stu: Okay. Hey, meditate on it? That's all I ask.
Bobby (Jared Leto): Sure.
Stu: Alright, call me later.
[hugs Bobby]
Stu: Remember who loves you, Bobby.
The Caller: Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.
The Caller: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
The Caller: There's the spirit.
The Caller: If this is true Stuart, then I have to take somebody with me don't I? And since Kelly is the most important thing in your life, I'll take her.
Stu: No, take me! Take me! I'm the one you want!
Stu: The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Stu: My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I.
Stu: You can see me right now?
The Caller: Uh-huh.
Stu: What am I doing?
[Stu scratches himself]
The Caller: You're scratching your ear. Now you're brushing your hair back.
[Stu gives the finger to the windows in the buildings around him]
The Caller: That isn't very nice, Stu.
Stu: Did you call me Stu? Who's Stu? I don't know any Stu.
The Caller: Why, do you prefer Stuart?
Stu: I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me.
The Caller: And I wanted to fuck her.
Stu: And I wanted to sleep with her.
The Caller: No, and I wanted to fuck her. Say it. SAY IT!
Stu: And I wanted to fuck her. I'm sorry.
Kelly Shepard: Whatever you did, I don't care.
[Sobs sweetly]
Kelly Shepard: Please just... come out of the booth, OK?
Stu: That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry.
[to the caller]
Stu: Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game.
The Caller: I haven't.
Stu: You said you'd let us go.
The Caller: I changed my mind.
Stu: You miserable fuck! You can't do this... you can't do this to me. I took all your shit... I did everything you fucking asked.
[the Caller just starts laughing again]
Stu: Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've fucking had enough. You go fuck yourself. Later.
[Hangs up]
[the Caller cocks his gun]
The Caller: Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?
The Caller: This is exciting. You get to choose between them. Kelly. Pam. BAM BAM!
The Caller: Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
Stu: [to "Corky"] Get the fuck outta here before I call Hillary and have you deported to New Jersey!
Stu: GET HER OUTTA HERE!
[Stu is not answering The Caller]
The Caller: Stu, don't do this. Please, come on. My sainted mother used to do this. She used to dish this out... Stu, please don't this. Stu, you're bringing back my unhappy childhood. Stu, talk to me, please! Talk to me! I can't take it Stu... Ahh!
[the Caller laughs]
The Caller: I'm kidding. I had a very happy childhood.
The Caller: Well, there is someone I'd like you to call.
Stu: Name it.
The Caller: Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth.
[Stu laughs nervously]
Stu: I don't know what you're talking about pal.
The Caller: No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work.
Stu: No!
The Caller: Then I guess I'll have to do it.
Stu: Look don't!
The Caller: Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.
Stu: Yer fucking kiddin'!
The Caller: Stu, I never kid.
Stu: So you'd just whack me for no particular reason?
The Caller: Oh, I've got plenty of reasons. And you keep giving me more.
Stu: I've been something I'm not for so long, and I'm scared you won't like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh, blood, and weakness...
The Caller: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
The Caller: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.
Stu: You shoot a gun here there'll be pandemonium, cops will be swarming all over the block
The Caller: Think so? Let's see. One...
[Stu ducks]
The Caller: Two. That won't help you. Three!
[fires gun and shoots a toy robot next to the phone booth - no one notices]
The Caller: Oh Stu, look at everybody... Look at all the people yelling, Stu, here come the cops, sniper on the roof. Gunfire. Hit the deck.
[the Caller phones Stu's girlfriend Pam]
Pamela McFadden: Hi, who's this?
The Caller: It's a good friend of Stu's. And he hasn't got many.
Pamela McFadden: You know Stu?
The Caller: I know he lies.
Stu: Where? Where are you?
The Caller: There are hundred of windows out there. Why don't you check them out?
The Caller: What they don't know, we do to them in our minds isn't that right?
Stu: You sick fuck!
The Caller: Perfect violation.
Stu: I already told you this is a private conversation. Now, what the fuck do you want?
Capt. Ramey: I just want you to know, that it's safe outside the booth.
The Caller: No, it's not.
Stu: Always get out of the booth. I like in the fucking booth. It's my whole world now, this is my booth and I'm not coming out ever. You hear me? Never.
The Caller: Get this man a seat on Oprah!
The Caller: [about Stu's wife, Kelly] You think she didn't know she was being watched.
Stu: What?
The Caller: But beautiful women always know. That false indifference, superior air. It's just a tease. They want eyes on them. Why does she put on her make up? Do her hair? Dress so nicely? Not for her husband which she hardly ever sees, no, it's for somebody else to notice... I notice.
Stu: You shoot the guy, and I'm responsible?
The Caller: It looked that way from up here.
Stu: I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had fucking died.
The Caller: Yes! Finally some honesty.
Capt. Ramey: Who's your lawyer?
Kelly Shepard: We don't have a lawyer.
Capt. Ramey: He specifically asked that his attorney be brought down here to negotiate his surrender.
Kelly Shepard: Well, we never needed one.
Capt. Ramey: Well, you need a good one now.
The Caller: [about Pam] I think she needs a new headshot.
Pamela McFadden: Look, I may be from Montana, but we have men there also.
Sergeant Cole: Captain, what the fuck is up with the phone calls, man?
The Caller: TV seems to bring out the worst in people.
The Caller: It's not in your best interest to disconnect me...
The Caller: There are rounds left in it.
Stu: I totally couldn't give a shit.
The Caller: What if I told you I was just above the theatre four floors up? See the pink curtains? There you go Stuart yes... Yoohoo... Yoohoo.
[laughs]
Stu: Why did you do that?
The Caller: Because it's fun!
The Caller: The odds are even now Stu. Isn't that what you wanted? You know where I am and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down.
Stu: Fuck! They'll kill me before I can get a shot at you.
The Caller: Ah you're probably right. I wasn't really there anyway. You would've just spoiled some nice lady's curtains.
Stu: [to caller] What are you gunna do about it up in your fucking high window with your goddamn binoculars?
The Caller: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
The Caller: Oh then what do you call it?
Stu: Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
The Caller: [laughs] Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu: Oh fuck you!
The Caller: Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
Felicia: Get done in there, gotta hit this trick spot before the next bitch take my score.
Stu: Look go away!
Felicia: Go away? Hang up the fuckin' phone nigger!
Stu: [Stu looks at Felicia and then close the booth]
Felicia: This motherfucker, you don't eyeball me. Bitch!
[Felicia walks away]
Big Q: Voodoo on you-do, motherfucker, from Big Q to Big Stu!
Stu: My $2000 dollar watch is a fake and so am I.
The Caller: Come on Stu. You're a selfish guy. Just pick one of them and save yourself.
The Caller: Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone call a women everyday from a phone booth.
Pamela McFadden: He said it was quiet.
The Caller: Pam, that's just stupid.
Stu: Stop fucking with my head!
Stu: Don't you dare fucking hurt her.
The Caller: Don't I dare?
The Caller: You know where I am, and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down.
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The Caller: Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
The Caller: Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?
The Caller: Do you see the tourists with their video cameras, hoping the cops will shoot you so they can sell the tape to Goriest Police Shoot-outs?
Capt. Ramey: And Jonah, don't look up!
The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN!
The Caller: This guy is getting on my nerves.
Felicia: Goddammit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand.
Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.
Stu: [to Caller] Stay the fuck out of this
Capt. Ramey: Who do you keep talking to on the phone?
Stu: Nobody
Capt. Ramey: Your ah... your friend, your parent, your lover? Who?
The Caller: Careful, Stuart. Careful.
Stu: My psychiatrist.
The Caller: [laughs] Excellent! I should have thought of that.
The Caller: Nice shoes. Italian. You hung up, Stu. I didn't even have a chance to say goodbye. I feel bad about the pizza guy. But I couldn't miss seeing you and Kelly reunited. You don't have to thank me, nobody ever does. I just hope your newfound honesty lasts. Because if it doesn't, you'll be hearing from me.
[repeated order]
The Caller: [shouts] Say it!
Pizza Guy: [knocks on Phone Booth] 'Scuse me.
Stu: I'm tryna make a call here.
Pizza Guy: This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp.
Stu: You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a fucking Phone Booth? I don't think so.
Pizza Guy: [Reads address label on Pizza] Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.
Stu: It's a mistake.
Pizza Guy: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?
Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?
Pizza Guy: [Tries to open Phone Booth door] But, they always...
Stu: [Stu gets agitated] GET OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA ALRIGHT?
Pizza Guy: That language is uncalled for.
Stu: Holy shit. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. FUCK OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.
Stu: I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me. Adam, if you're watching, don't be a publicist. You're too good for it. I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be fuckin' president. I wear all this Italian shit because underneath I still feel like the Bronx. I think I need these clothes and this watch. My Two thousand dollar watch is a fake and so am I. I've neglected the things I should have valued most. I valued this shit. I take off my wedding ring to call Pam. Kelly, that's Pam. Don't blame her. I never told her I was married. And if I did she, she would have told me to go home. Kelly, looking at you now, I'm ashamed of myself. Allright? I mean, work so hard on this image, on Stu Shepherd, the asshole who refers to himself in the third person that I only proved I should be alone. I have just been dressing up as something I'm not for so long, I'm so afraid no one will like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh and blood and weakness, and uh and I love you so fucking much. And, um, I take off this ring because it only reminds me of how I've failed you, and I don't, don't want to give you up. I want to make things better, but it may not be my choice anymore. You deserve better.
Stu: [drags Bobby away from the fans] You know what the problem is?
Bobby (Jared Leto): Yeah, the problem is that I need a change.
Stu: No, no, no. The problem is that I love you too much.
Bobby (Jared Leto): [talking on the phone] Oh geez, what is the point, man? You know I'm grateful to you, I just need to make some changes.
Stu: Bobby, put down the phone, I'm right here.
Stu: Your fiancée? Who introduced you to Tanya?
Bobby (Jared Leto): You did.
Stu: That's right. And I could've let you hang in the wind, when those tabloids found those tapes of you and your male trainer!
Bobby (Jared Leto): I gotta pack.
Stu: Okay. Hey, meditate on it? That's all I ask.
Bobby (Jared Leto): Sure.
Stu: Alright, call me later.
[hugs Bobby]
Stu: Remember who loves you, Bobby.
The Caller: Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.
The Caller: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
The Caller: There's the spirit.
The Caller: If this is true Stuart, then I have to take somebody with me don't I? And since Kelly is the most important thing in your life, I'll take her.
Stu: No, take me! Take me! I'm the one you want!
Stu: The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Stu: My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I.
Stu: You can see me right now?
The Caller: Uh-huh.
Stu: What am I doing?
[Stu scratches himself]
The Caller: You're scratching your ear. Now you're brushing your hair back.
[Stu gives the finger to the windows in the buildings around him]
The Caller: That isn't very nice, Stu.
Stu: Did you call me Stu? Who's Stu? I don't know any Stu.
The Caller: Why, do you prefer Stuart?
Stu: I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me.
The Caller: And I wanted to fuck her.
Stu: And I wanted to sleep with her.
The Caller: No, and I wanted to fuck her. Say it. SAY IT!
Stu: And I wanted to fuck her. I'm sorry.
Kelly Shepard: Whatever you did, I don't care.
[Sobs sweetly]
Kelly Shepard: Please just... come out of the booth, OK?
Stu: That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry.
[to the caller]
Stu: Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game.
The Caller: I haven't.
Stu: You said you'd let us go.
The Caller: I changed my mind.
Stu: You miserable fuck! You can't do this... you can't do this to me. I took all your shit... I did everything you fucking asked.
[the Caller just starts laughing again]
Stu: Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've fucking had enough. You go fuck yourself. Later.
[Hangs up]
[the Caller cocks his gun]
The Caller: Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?
The Caller: This is exciting. You get to choose between them. Kelly. Pam. BAM BAM!
The Caller: Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
Stu: [to "Corky"] Get the fuck outta here before I call Hillary and have you deported to New Jersey!
Stu: GET HER OUTTA HERE!
[Stu is not answering The Caller]
The Caller: Stu, don't do this. Please, come on. My sainted mother used to do this. She used to dish this out... Stu, please don't this. Stu, you're bringing back my unhappy childhood. Stu, talk to me, please! Talk to me! I can't take it Stu... Ahh!
[the Caller laughs]
The Caller: I'm kidding. I had a very happy childhood.
The Caller: Well, there is someone I'd like you to call.
Stu: Name it.
The Caller: Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth.
[Stu laughs nervously]
Stu: I don't know what you're talking about pal.
The Caller: No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work.
Stu: No!
The Caller: Then I guess I'll have to do it.
Stu: Look don't!
The Caller: Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.
Stu: Yer fucking kiddin'!
The Caller: Stu, I never kid.
Stu: So you'd just whack me for no particular reason?
The Caller: Oh, I've got plenty of reasons. And you keep giving me more.
Stu: I've been something I'm not for so long, and I'm scared you won't like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh, blood, and weakness...
The Caller: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
The Caller: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.
Stu: You shoot a gun here there'll be pandemonium, cops will be swarming all over the block
The Caller: Think so? Let's see. One...
[Stu ducks]
The Caller: Two. That won't help you. Three!
[fires gun and shoots a toy robot next to the phone booth - no one notices]
The Caller: Oh Stu, look at everybody... Look at all the people yelling, Stu, here come the cops, sniper on the roof. Gunfire. Hit the deck.
[the Caller phones Stu's girlfriend Pam]
Pamela McFadden: Hi, who's this?
The Caller: It's a good friend of Stu's. And he hasn't got many.
Pamela McFadden: You know Stu?
The Caller: I know he lies.
Stu: Where? Where are you?
The Caller: There are hundred of windows out there. Why don't you check them out?
The Caller: What they don't know, we do to them in our minds isn't that right?
Stu: You sick fuck!
The Caller: Perfect violation.
Stu: I already told you this is a private conversation. Now, what the fuck do you want?
Capt. Ramey: I just want you to know, that it's safe outside the booth.
The Caller: No, it's not.
Stu: Always get out of the booth. I like in the fucking booth. It's my whole world now, this is my booth and I'm not coming out ever. You hear me? Never.
The Caller: Get this man a seat on Oprah!
The Caller: [about Stu's wife, Kelly] You think she didn't know she was being watched.
Stu: What?
The Caller: But beautiful women always know. That false indifference, superior air. It's just a tease. They want eyes on them. Why does she put on her make up? Do her hair? Dress so nicely? Not for her husband which she hardly ever sees, no, it's for somebody else to notice... I notice.
Stu: You shoot the guy, and I'm responsible?
The Caller: It looked that way from up here.
Stu: I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had fucking died.
The Caller: Yes! Finally some honesty.
Capt. Ramey: Who's your lawyer?
Kelly Shepard: We don't have a lawyer.
Capt. Ramey: He specifically asked that his attorney be brought down here to negotiate his surrender.
Kelly Shepard: Well, we never needed one.
Capt. Ramey: Well, you need a good one now.
The Caller: [about Pam] I think she needs a new headshot.
Pamela McFadden: Look, I may be from Montana, but we have men there also.
Sergeant Cole: Captain, what the fuck is up with the phone calls, man?
The Caller: TV seems to bring out the worst in people.
The Caller: It's not in your best interest to disconnect me...
The Caller: There are rounds left in it.
Stu: I totally couldn't give a shit.
The Caller: What if I told you I was just above the theatre four floors up? See the pink curtains? There you go Stuart yes... Yoohoo... Yoohoo.
[laughs]
Stu: Why did you do that?
The Caller: Because it's fun!
The Caller: The odds are even now Stu. Isn't that what you wanted? You know where I am and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down.
Stu: Fuck! They'll kill me before I can get a shot at you.
The Caller: Ah you're probably right. I wasn't really there anyway. You would've just spoiled some nice lady's curtains.
Stu: [to caller] What are you gunna do about it up in your fucking high window with your goddamn binoculars?
The Caller: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
The Caller: Oh then what do you call it?
Stu: Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
The Caller: [laughs] Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu: Oh fuck you!
The Caller: Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
Felicia: Get done in there, gotta hit this trick spot before the next bitch take my score.
Stu: Look go away!
Felicia: Go away? Hang up the fuckin' phone nigger!
Stu: [Stu looks at Felicia and then close the booth]
Felicia: This motherfucker, you don't eyeball me. Bitch!
[Felicia walks away]
Big Q: Voodoo on you-do, motherfucker, from Big Q to Big Stu!
Stu: My $2000 dollar watch is a fake and so am I.
The Caller: Come on Stu. You're a selfish guy. Just pick one of them and save yourself.
The Caller: Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone call a women everyday from a phone booth.
Pamela McFadden: He said it was quiet.
The Caller: Pam, that's just stupid.
Stu: Stop fucking with my head!
Stu: Don't you dare fucking hurt her.
The Caller: Don't I dare?
The Caller: You know where I am, and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down.
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