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Kiss & Tell (1997)

A performance artist turns up dead with a carrot up her butt by LAX. Three detectives interview her friends to find out who killed her and why.

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Detective Bob Starr
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Inspector Dan Furbal
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Detective John Finnigan
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Interrogator Angela Pierce
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Dr. Goldwin, the Pathologist
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Dr. Chuck Montague
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Ivy Roberts
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Cynthia Tie
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Sara Lipton
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Amerod Burkowitz
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Dr. Wong (as Makoto James Nakayama)
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A performance artist turns up dead with a carrot up her butt by LAX. Three detectives interview her friends to find out who killed her and why.

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17 October 1997 (USA)  »

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$300,000 (estimated)
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The closing credits are divided into several different categories, separating the various characters into the following groups (in order): "The Police", "Shrinks", "Friends and Lovers", "Vegetarians and Carnivores", "Fruits and Nuts", "Carrot Victims", "The Forensic Team", "Rekindled Romance", "Serial Killer Group Therapy", "Lawyers", "The Boys in the Alley", "Sketchy People", "Quintano's People", "Quintano's Movie: To Love Me Is to Fight Me", "Liam's Family in New York", and "And the Rest." See more »

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The worst movie I have ever seen
5 August 2001 | by (Hamden CT) – See all my reviews

I'm sure this is a movie. I think it's more like a loose collection of scenes with no plot, no script and bad lighting.

The direction is horrible, the acting is wooden and the editing seems to have been done by someone with ADD. The plot, such as it is, consists of the LAPD hunting down a serial killer who murders their victims by jamming a carrot up their rear-ends.

Don't waste your time with this horrible, horrible film, unless you have a fetish for watching horrible, horrible films.

Here's a list of things I would rather have been doing instead of watching this film:

Hanging myself from the rafters with a shoelace. Having my eyes gouged out with a spoon. Watching "Battlefield Earth."

Oh my God, is this film awful.


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