Gwyn Marcus:
I figure marriage is kind of like Miami: it's hot and stormy, and occasionally a little dangerous... but if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic?
Matt:
Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?
Gwyn:
No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.
Matt:
Why do you always assume the worst about people!
Gwyn:
Statistics!
Nina Marcus:
[
as she and vic retire to bed, facing passionlessly away from each other, referring to her newly wed daughter and her husband] Right now they are probably humping like rabbits...
Vic Marcus:
I sincerely hope SOMEONE'S humping...
Gynecologist:
Are you sexually active?
Gwyn Marcus:
Oh no!... I mean, of course I am, but, you know, just not... not currently. I'd say that... I'd say, I'm experiencing a dry spell
Gynecologist:
So you're married?
Derek:
[
explaining why he is breaking up with her] Look, it's my fault. I just can't commit to anything in my life.
Gwyn Marcus:
Why do you assume that it's you? May be I have a fear of commitment, you know? May be I have the Peter Pan syndrome?
Derek:
You can't be a Peter Pan. Only men are Peter Pans.
Gwyn Marcus:
Well, actually, most of the great Peter Pans in history were played by women.
Derek:
What is that supposed to mean? You're seeing someone else too?
Nina Marcus:
[
doing some damage control after confirming to Gwyn that she indeed is having an affair as Vic suspects] Listen, don't be so naive. Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.
Gwyn:
Really?
Nina Marcus:
I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.
Gwyn:
You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?
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