Memorable quotes for
Doc Hollywood (1991)

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Vialula: I suspect that your version of romance is whatever will separate me from my panties.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: No, I am just talking about dinner. Wear make-up, put on a dress. Panties are optional.

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Nancy Lee Nicholson: Is that a star?
Hank Gordon: No, that's Ted Danson.

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[after skinny-dipping in the lake]
Vialula: You can blink now.

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Dr. Benjamin Stone: I don't need a car. I'm moving to Los Angeles. Why would I need a car?

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Dr. Benjamin Stone: Beverly Hills. The most beautiful women in the world. Plastic surgery. What do these three things have in common? Me, in less than a week.

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Dr. Benjamin Stone: You want to trade, the pig for the part?
Melvin the Mechanic: If you can part with the pig.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: Good.

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Dr. Benjamin Stone: The music's stopped.
Vialula: What music?

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Dr. Tommy Shulman: At the risk of sounding schmaltzy, I just want to tell you that you're a schmuck, and I hope I never see you again.

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Nancy Lee Nicholson: I read somewhere that doctors have the highest suicide rate in any profession except for dentistry.

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[in reference to L.A]
Hank Gordon: I heard the women out there have their chest enlarged, their thighs vacuumed, and barf on purpose.
Lillian, Welcoming Committee: [slaps Hank in the back of the head] Not while people are eatin'

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Woman with Glasses: There's a blurred spot in my vision... there... no, there, no,no...
[Dr. Stone takes her glasses and cleans them]
Woman with Glasses: I'm cured.

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Hank Gordon: I hate a tight hat!

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Nurse Packer: [reading from a note left by Doc Hogue] "When to call me, you've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separated from an appendage, knocked or beaten unconscious, run over by a tractor mower, or generally about to bleed to death. Otherwise, leave me alone"

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[after Ben asks about how everyone is in Grady]
Nancy Lee Nicholson: Why don't ask me about Vialula?
Dr. Benjamin Stone: Well, she and Hank are probably...
Hank Gordon: You're in my seat
[Ben looks up at Hank]
Hank Gordon: Slide a bit, Nancy Lee
[sits down]
Hank Gordon: There is a man in the toilet sellin' after shave. Now, what's that all about?

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Dr. Benjamin Stone: [about being stuck in Grady] I'm trapped in this HeeHaw Hell.

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Dr. Aurelius Hogue: [while being examined] Check Hollywood for knives. I don't want him operating in case I sneeze or something.

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Lillian, Welcoming Committee: [to Ben, listening to Dr. Hogue talking] He'll recite a complete Walt Whitman if you don't monitor his drinkin.

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Judge Evans: [furious] You can't reimburse me for a fence i built myself!

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Vialula: Don't let Doc Hoag scare you. I know you wern't aiming to kill that boy last night

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