January 27, 2009: Author of the novel "I, Lorelei" released by HarperCollins Children's Books.
The Artist F.K.A. Yeardley | CSI | The Canker | The Dentist | Your Name Here | Hoa | The Lizard Queen | Aeeiy Lmrdthys | The Longest Yeardley | Your Mom | The Reaper | Eleanor Roosevelt | Middle Seat/Stand-Up/Coach | The Smith to Nowhere | Grave-Yeardley Smith | Scabby Yeardley Smith | Scudley Smith | Yeardley Psycho Smith | Yeardly Smith | Yowling Yeardley Smith | Yard My Vaark | crab noodle
5' 3" (1.60 m)
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In my dreams, I was Rita Hayworth
, Kim Basinger
. I just wanted to be that long, tall drink of water with flowing blond hair and large blue eyes and cheekbones you could actually see - you know, be that. And I wasn't, so I hated myself. I'd beat myself up, tear myself to shreds. Now I've made peace with it. I don't mind it at all; I'd rather be who I am. It's comfortable. It's me. I got weary of ...
Her name is pronounced "Yard-lee".
High pitched, nasal voice